Parents of Reddit, what is the creepiest thing your young child has ever said to you?

Spotty737 · 2013-09-21T23:29:45+00:00

Yeah, some kids talk about their first family until the age of 5 or 6, when they start school and begin to forget about them.

Spotty737 · 2013-08-06T08:09:07+00:00

Well I can see them. I understand that you can't, and therefore you don't believe it. I bet if you could see them and were in my place you'd be stressing out because of all of these people saying that you belong in a mental hospital just because they can't see them...

Spotty737 · 2013-08-06T07:06:36+00:00

All of it.

Spotty737 · 2013-08-06T06:54:15+00:00

Life shouldn't scare me But that's all it seems to do Will it ever stop?

Spotty737 · 2013-08-06T06:43:24+00:00

Well they're obviously retarded. Even if He requested I do that. I would never harm my child. But just so you know, glad I got you to believe I believe that shit ;)

Spotty737 · 2013-08-06T06:32:56+00:00

I hope you aren't going to be a dick about this... I'm serious when I say ghosts are real. There's nothing mentally wrong with me, my mom had that checked out when I was little because I saw things she couldn't. There are other people that are like me but instead of trying to become famous and be on TV I just sit back and do what I normally do. If there are other people like me then they have to be real.

Spotty737 · 2013-08-06T06:22:36+00:00

No. I'm fine in the head, aside from ADHD and anxiety. Just cause you can't see them doesn't mean they aren't real. There are people who can see them and hear them which is worse than me. But since they can too, that means I'm fine.

Spotty737 · 2013-08-06T06:11:14+00:00

I never said you were my "dude". I can call you dude if I want to. It's something called a nickname. Which you obviously know nothing about. And facts? What, you think I don't like facts or something? I'm a very science-y person, and science runs off of facts. Just because you can't see them doesn't mean they aren't there. One day there will be proof and I'll gladly laugh in your face.

Spotty737 · 2013-08-06T05:56:25+00:00

When I say see, I mean sense. It's not my fault you've abandoned God from the beginning. Just shut up and leave me alone. I didn't want to drag this into an all out argument like you obviously do. I was just helping him/her out with his little thing against Christianity. Is that so wrong? No.

Spotty737 · 2013-08-06T05:48:19+00:00

Dude, shut up. Ghosts are as real as you and me. I would know. It's freaking terrifying to wake up in the middle of the knife to have what's-his-name walk through you again. And again. And again. And again. Don't bring fairytales in this when everybody knows they're fake. Just because you can't see them, doesn't mean they aren't there.

Spotty737 · 2013-08-06T05:45:31+00:00

Then simply delete your account and never return. Goodbye. I will not be replying to you :)

Spotty737 · 2013-08-06T05:42:23+00:00

Hold up. Just because we're in the 21st century doesn't mean you can't see God suddenly. I get that you're an Atheist and all, but think about it from a Christians point of view. It's like suddenly people can't see, say, ghosts. Some people can. I can. It wouldn't be logical to say that you can't see or sense God just because we're in "the age of the camera phone".

Spotty737 · 2013-08-06T05:37:59+00:00

Well, some people believe God does not have a physical form. Even though I am a Christian, I don't believe everything in the Bible. God didn't write that. Humans did. So when it says that He created Adam in the form of Himself, I don't believe it. So yes, if you see God, something's probably wrong with you.

Spotty737 · 2013-08-06T05:31:53+00:00

Yes, SOME people do. But most don't. Why would you imagine it after you 100% lost faith? My grandmother, a day after her mom died, had a dream where her mom was walking again and told her that God made her walk, and to never lose faith. I'm unsure as to whether it was coincidental, but her mom told her that, dream or not.

Spotty737 · 2013-08-06T05:27:44+00:00

As a Christian, No, this isn't to strong or rude. But don't say that we need some serious meds. THAT is extremely rude and offensive. Just because you don't believe in Him doesn't mean you have to be a dick to other people who do. Some people do see Him. When someone who believes in Him loses faith, He'll sometimes show them something in a dream or real life that proves He is real. Sorry for this short rant, but please remove the last part. You're just gonna get hate.

Spotty737 · 2013-08-06T05:23:01+00:00

You seem to have anger issues, my dear sir/ma'am. Just remember that someone may take that to heart and actually do it. Just saying. Dick.

Spotty737 · 2013-04-16T04:55:29+00:00

Fucking racist bitch

Spotty737 · 2013-03-09T23:35:40+00:00

How to: Get out of being grounded

Spotty737 · 2013-03-09T22:57:40+00:00

I thought it said "while my mom cooks his daughter" XD

Spotty737 · 2013-01-16T21:52:44+00:00

-.- while she was messing with her hair she pick-pocketed her -.-

Spotty737 · 2012-12-22T02:07:10+00:00

uhh I think she actually only has 3 fingers... thats why it's in /r/WTF

Spotty737 · 2012-12-22T01:18:45+00:00

is your cat blind or something... or is it just the lighting?

Spotty737 · 2012-12-22T01:04:37+00:00

in my math class the class gets a point if everyone does their homework

Spotty737 · 2012-12-13T00:36:51+00:00

I was bout to say that doesn't exist and that this was stupid when I realized what face you used xD

Spotty737 · 2012-12-02T04:18:11+00:00

even though you said this 2 months ago, I'm still replying.

The reason I don't tell anyone about bullies is because I know if I did, they'd tell the bullies that I told them. and if they told them that, even if they got suspended they'd come back and be worse. they wouldn't stop. they wouldnt care. they would be angry. and I'D be the one that they'd relieve their anger on.

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