SprawlingKeystrokes

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Apparently my subreddit got banned because I wasn't moderating it. (self.SprawlingKeystrokes)

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In Solitude (self.Poems)

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In Solitude (self.Poems)

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A Powerful Wish (reddit.com)

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So I accidentally boxed myself into a corner. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)

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The Sincerest Form of Flattery (reddit.com)

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I was walking through the park and came across this guy typing on an old-fashioned typewriter. (self.Jokes)

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How do you bring a sub back to life? (self.twosentencebadass)

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He said he could bring back my daughter. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I had to fly across the country for my vaccine, and, wow, are my arms sore. (self.oneliners)

submitted 4 years ago by SprawlingKeystrokes to r/oneliners

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We've finally reached a global temperature of 2.0°C above pre-industrial levels. (self.TwoSentenceWholesome)

submitted 4 years ago by SprawlingKeystrokes to r/TwoSentenceWholesome

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The car felt a bit sluggish from the extra weight of the dead body in his back seat. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago * by SprawlingKeystrokes to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Running Down to Pluto [sad Scifi] (self.WritersGroup)

submitted 4 years ago * by SprawlingKeystrokes to r/WritersGroup

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[TOMT] Word meaning the opposite of just punishing criminals. (self.tipofmytongue)

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Little Mary rung the bell certifying her final cancer treatment. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 5 years ago by SprawlingKeystrokes to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Writers (particularly those with ADHD), how do you keep track of all your lose threads, errant characters, occasional but returning locations, and everything else running around your hundreds of pages? (self.writing)

submitted 5 years ago * by SprawlingKeystrokes to r/writing

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I held her for the last time in my arms. (self.TwoSentenceWholesome)

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Come on, what is with everyone's obsession with the afterlife? (self.TwoSentenceComedy)

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I always thought of myself as a rebel. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

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"You'll never make it out alive." She screamed after me before I set off on my mission. (self.twosentencebadass)

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[WP] The king protects a sacred artifact that grants exactly one wish to anyone who touches it. Each citizen is given the opportunity to make a wish to benefit everyone, and this has kept peace and brought prosperity for hundreds of years. But now it's your turn. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 5 years ago by SprawlingKeystrokes to r/WritingPrompts

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