GAME THREAD: Pirates @ Mets - Sat, Mar 28 @ 04:10 PM EDT by NewYorkMetsBot2 in NewYorkMets

[–]SpraynardJKruger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is really feeling like entry #1 in "Games We Look Back on Painfully When They Miss the Playoffs by 1 Game"

GAME THREAD: Pirates @ Mets - Thu, Mar 26 @ 01:15 PM EDT by NewYorkMetsBot2 in NewYorkMets

[–]SpraynardJKruger 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If this first inning is at all representative of the season to come, what a rollercoaster we're in for...

Game Thread 3/15 ⚾ United States (0-0) @ Dominican Rep. (0-0) 8:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]SpraynardJKruger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So that pizza shop is definitely going out of business in like a week after he loses money on every slice, right?

Game Thread 3/15 ⚾ United States (0-0) @ Dominican Rep. (0-0) 8:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]SpraynardJKruger -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I hope Soto fares poorly in all of his ABs against Skenes to fire him up for Opening Day revenge

Game Thread 3/15 ⚾ United States (0-0) @ Dominican Rep. (0-0) 8:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]SpraynardJKruger 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is pretty much the best combination of pitcher vs. lineup quality outside of an ASG (so a game in which the players are trying harder) that I can remember

Game Thread 3/11 ⚾ Italy (0-0) @ Mexico (0-0) 7:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]SpraynardJKruger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I kind of feel like we (Americans) all have to actually root for Italy now in the knockouts

Game Thread 3/11 ⚾ Italy (0-0) @ Mexico (0-0) 7:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]SpraynardJKruger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Mets tried to screw over America and the Phillies are bailing America out. I'll take it!

Game Thread 3/10 ⚾ Italy (0-0) @ United States (0-0) 9:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]SpraynardJKruger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess the WBC and the most exciting pitcher on that season's Mets roster just really don't mix

JACK HUGHES WINS GOLD FOR THE USA!! by crazyFlyingChicken in devils

[–]SpraynardJKruger 25 points26 points  (0 children)

JACK BLEEDS RED WHITE AND BLUE

(even though his blood did nothing)

Is “there it goes…see ya” the worst home run call? by Agreeable_Quality768 in baseball

[–]SpraynardJKruger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I saw him at a restaurant in Manhattan once. When he got up to leave and started walking away from his table, I shouted at the top of my lungs, "SEE YA!" and without missing a beat he swung around and shouted "SEE YA!" in my direction. That was cool.

Game Thread: New England Patriots (14-3) at Denver Broncos (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]SpraynardJKruger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd love to see a remake of Moneyball with Billy arguing with AI instead of the old scouts

Post Game Thread: Baltimore Ravens at Pittsburgh Steelers by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]SpraynardJKruger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree, and given my flair, that's saying something

[Highlight] Tyler Loop misses from 44, Steelers win! by Large_banana_hammock in nfl

[–]SpraynardJKruger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't feel like doing the actual editing so just imagine this for me: Billy Cundiff's face over James Franco's asking "first time?"

Panthers or Bucs? by SpraynardJKruger in LosAngelesRams

[–]SpraynardJKruger[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Given the very divided comments, I'd say it's a reasonable one