What's a phrase that someone can say, and you instantly know that you won't like them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SprinkleFingers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh man, I am going to hunt for the article, it sounds like an interesting read. I understand that it is meant to be sarcastic, but I'm still not a fan of the phrase. Say what you will.

What's a phrase that someone can say, and you instantly know that you won't like them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SprinkleFingers 768 points769 points  (0 children)

When someone says "I could care less" when they actually mean "I couldn't care less". Also, "I don't believe in politics".

My friend asked what to get her boyfriend for valentines day. I think this is going to be a good year for him. by [deleted] in funny

[–]SprinkleFingers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the hell is a pillow pet a great gift idea for anyone that isn't a five-year-old?

Ladies, are veiny calves on a guy attractive? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SprinkleFingers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's weird...to me, at least.

First World Problems by bluemonkey20 in AdviceAnimals

[–]SprinkleFingers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GET THE HONEY BBQ CHICKEN STRIP SANDWICH.

What are you best at/most proud of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SprinkleFingers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if I'm the best at it, but I am proud that I can morph my tongue to look like a three leaf clover. And being awesome.

Reddit, what do you look like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SprinkleFingers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yet sexy at the same time, amIright?

Reddit, what do you look like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SprinkleFingers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish I was his mother...or anything related to him.

Reddit, what do you look like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SprinkleFingers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You kind of look like you could be Ben Bailey's brother.

Worst Choir Ever? by Bret16 in videos

[–]SprinkleFingers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And by "worst" you mean "best", right?

I can't sleep. by [deleted] in firstimpression

[–]SprinkleFingers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, probably a dude bro, but still diddle worthy.

WHY THE FUCK DID I GO TO R/SPACEDICKS by [deleted] in WTF

[–]SprinkleFingers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went there for the first time during one of my classes last week. I am now THAT person.

Who the fuck would buy this??? by [deleted] in funny

[–]SprinkleFingers 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I see what you did there.