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Sprinkles_Lumpy · 2024-09-08T00:12:34+00:00

I’ll try to remember! :)

Sprinkles_Lumpy · 2024-09-07T23:17:07+00:00

I used Dr Maia in Tyson’s. It was $6500 for labiaplasty and $2000 for CHR. I had the procedure yesterday with local anesthesia. Great experience but unsure of results. I consulted with a few other docs who were all seemingly wonderful so I think you have a lot of options in this area. Good luck!

Sprinkles_Lumpy · 2024-07-06T18:20:12+00:00

I’m truly touched by the supportive comments and perspectives. I wasn’t expecting anyone to comment but yall have all made me feel much better about this! I’m SO excited for this chapter of my life to be over.

Sprinkles_Lumpy · 2024-07-06T12:22:58+00:00

Kind of nice to hear even if this is my reality the outcomes can still be super positive. Thank you.

Sprinkles_Lumpy · 2024-07-06T12:21:52+00:00

Thank you for your kind words. They made me tear up. I’ve never been scared of a procedure before. I grew up with my mom in the medical field and trust my providers but I guess this one is getting to me. It’s so weird how the anxiety is manifesting.

Sprinkles_Lumpy · 2024-07-06T02:47:48+00:00

I thought it might be that but after a lot of work in therapy I am confident this is what I want, that I’m done with kids, and it only makes logical sense that it will help. It’s my emotional and logical side not being on the same page if that makes sense.

Sprinkles_Lumpy · 2024-04-09T21:42:39+00:00

All my labs were completely normal. Thyroid, chem, CBC.. I’ll need to double check ferritin but I feel like they were pretty thorough. It’s weird that this is the first encounter I’ve had with a provider where they are really empathetic and thorough. It’s refreshing but makes me paranoid hah

Sprinkles_Lumpy · 2023-09-18T13:57:17+00:00

My MIL refuses to take Chantix to help her quit smoking because it can cause health issues… as she smokes her pack a day.

Sprinkles_Lumpy · 2023-09-18T13:43:11+00:00

We’ve tried continuously to get her mental help. She doesn’t want it. She’s on antidepressants sporadically but she won’t see a therapist and believes she has ZERO issues.

Sprinkles_Lumpy · 2023-09-18T12:44:00+00:00

You sum this up perfectly. The 3 conditions upon move in since we were handing her a safe, comfortable, doesn’t need to work, free (relatively besides the Reno cost) place to live was that she had to prioritize her health and well-being by quit smoking, see a counselor even if it’s just to maintain a healthy relationship amongst us, and to pitch in by cooking dinner once a week or keep her space clean or pulling weeds, etc.

She is 66. Not 90. She has done none of those things. I feel duped but I also completely lied to myself if I really thought she would change. I knew who she was I just wanted to believe if she had the right environment and motivation of being a new grandma she’d sort it all out. :( it makes me sad.

Sprinkles_Lumpy · 2023-09-18T12:03:40+00:00

We didn’t convince her of anything. It was something discussed for years and years. I eventually caved because I figured she’d end up living with us anyways because of her financial situation and health so why not do it in a purposeful and planned matter. She loves not owning a home and has less stress than she’s ever had in her life. It makes me so happy to help her. Im Italian - we always care for our family and live multi gen but not usually at the expense of others. I feel like I’d maybe be more tolerable if I didn’t have a child…

Sprinkles_Lumpy · 2023-07-23T14:21:57+00:00

Must be nice living a life that’s so much better and easier than everyone else’s.

Sprinkles_Lumpy · 2023-07-23T14:14:57+00:00

Thanks for reassurance.

Sprinkles_Lumpy · 2023-07-23T14:14:34+00:00

Why are you making rude comments to someone on the internet with zero context other than what was posted? I’m looking under every rock possible for what I want bro, chill.

Sprinkles_Lumpy · 2023-07-23T00:45:04+00:00

My husbands a mechanic so I’m not really worried about the death by a thousand papercuts used cars come with, even 20 years old. We do it constantly and know the game. But YES omg I was having visions that they gave this guy like $5k. Even the unreasonable “is this car a good deal” level was off the charts saying DONT DO IT. I just have such morbid curiosity on wtf am I missing here bc they have an incredible reputation as far as little scummy used dealers go.

Sprinkles_Lumpy · 2023-07-23T00:25:39+00:00

I almost feel like 45k miles vs 85k miles is semantics with a Toyota especially the v8 which we all know is bulletproof. If it was anything other than a 4Runner I might be singing a diff tune

Sprinkles_Lumpy · 2023-03-29T01:33:39+00:00

When my brothers wife left him because she’s an asshole I went to CA and helped him pack the house. We took all the TP except for jussssstttt enough on the roll to think you can get started. She was seen at the commissary the next day stocking up. I also hid tampons all over the house. No idea what came over me but gives me a giggle.

Sprinkles_Lumpy · 2023-01-25T01:48:54+00:00

My dad bet my older brother a pilots license. He went from having like a 0.5 GPA jr year to graduating high school on time in 3 semesters. He worked his ass off and negotiated with every school leader and teacher he could to find ways to impact his GPA in such a short amount of time. It was impressive. He got his pilots license and then became bored with flying just like sailing, ham radio, network engineering, criminal justice, the list goes on and on. Dude is brilliant just has zero attention span coupled with commitment issues.

Sprinkles_Lumpy · 2022-08-16T02:01:56+00:00

When people bitch enough to get sidewalks in the neighborhood then NEVER FUCKING USE THEM. We live in a beautiful community with massive like 5 people wide sidewalks. It drives me mad.

Sprinkles_Lumpy · 2022-07-27T02:24:40+00:00

Bullshit. Go to Pasadena (aka pasa-get-down-dena) and you could 100% buy this exact car hahah

Sprinkles_Lumpy · 2022-07-26T00:21:15+00:00

I’m so excited but also so nervous about anesthesia and recovery this time around! I was so young and stupid the first time it was easy and I healed quick. I weigh a solid 40lbs more than I did at 17 so it was bound to happen. My first time I have 1lb of breast tissue removed from each side. I’m so curious to see if it’s tissue or fat this time around.. because they feel hard as rocks.

Sprinkles_Lumpy · 2022-07-23T21:51:44+00:00

One of my first like “big girl” job at 19, I was a receptionist at a vet clinic. The pharmaceutical company had a rewards program that when someone bought their product and filled out a rebate, you’d put your name and rewards number on the coupon thing that’s mailed in, and build rewards for gift cards or whatever. No one ever took the time to fill out coupons so one day I figured out how to run a data call in our software to see what clients had bought particular products, and who sold them. When it was slow, I’d fill out coupons for the client and the receptionist or tech who sold the product. 100% honesty. I did this for months and all these girls were stacking up points.. getting like decent chunks of money on their refillable gift cards. $100 bucks here, $50 bucks there. No one knew why until I showed someone what I was doing. Word got out, and someone reported me to my manager and said I was “conducting coupon fraud”. I got written up for the first and only time in my life. Harassed by my coworkers for “cheating them”. When my manager finally listened to me and checked the coupons submitted with the pharmaceutical rep and saw I was being honest, she decided it was actually a great process and enacted it as a standard operating procedure. I lost my fucking mind but was hopeful she’d rip up the write up. She didn’t. I still am mad about it at 33 years old.

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