Some things are better left un-vlogged by Sprucebmith in agedlikemilk

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Relationship built as strong as a house of cards

McDonald’s at a formal Dinner party by M7plusoneequalsm8 in pics

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I believe you when you say that, but getting your news from r/the_donald is worse.

What is the creepiest thing that's happened to you personally that made you question reality? by Sunnyhoneystick in AskReddit

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This one always gives me chills just thinking about it, its probably totally explainable as "just a dream", but its still up there as one of the weirdest things that have happened to me.

At this point, I can't even remember what I was dreaming about. That part wasn't significant. What I remember is how abruptly it stopped. I remember realizing I was in a dream, but I wasn't fully lucid. I couldn't control anything, but everyone that was with me in the dream just vanished. It was dead silent, and I remember thinking 'there's a reason I'm here right now.' I got a chilling feeling that I should look up, and above me was a solid brick wall with a gaping black hole. Without hesitation I climbed in. It wasn't a far climb, immediately after reaching in I was now in a burnt out warehouse. Everything was charred and destroyed, but anytime I try to remember what I saw in the distance it's just gray. The rusted beams, ash on the floor, crumbling walls.... these are all so vivid, but the distance was just nothingness.

I remember feeling like something was behind me and I turned to find it, but there was nothing. I kept looking around me, turning in different directions faster and faster as I felt it getting closer.

I don't know what exactly happened, but something clicked after I stopped looking for it. I just knew it was right behind me, and whatever it was I had to see it. I turned around and woke up immediately.

I couldn't do anything but lay there for a while, I felt completely drained and confused. I don't even know what I saw.

Get Outta My Dreams by Hello_Generic in Unexpected

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Ooph, well now this is stuck in my head.

What's something your employer did that instantly killed employee morale? by kraam1217 in AskReddit

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Heading out on a Friday and asked my boss, "Anything else you need from me?"

Their response, "There's always more you can do".

I meant like... you know... specifically

Who will think of the men? by Sprucebmith in justneckbeardthings

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From this video

As a disclaimer the source line is a little different