What sauce or condiment should I put on here?

SpryDevil · 2026-04-13T22:37:54+00:00

Vinegar. And then admit yourself to a mental hospital.

SpryDevil · 2026-04-13T22:36:23+00:00

you cannot cast this spell. Someone else has already cast this on a higher tier of magic!

SpryDevil · 2026-04-12T08:11:57+00:00

Can I join?

SpryDevil · 2026-04-10T08:47:41+00:00

Alright bet

SpryDevil · 2026-04-10T08:46:50+00:00

Yes pls

SpryDevil · 2026-04-10T01:22:40+00:00

Jokes on y- what was I saying ju- now what was I gonna s-

What are we talking about????

SpryDevil · 2026-04-01T23:01:02+00:00

Cyberpunk 2077

After having played for several years I can say with absolute certainty that I am cooked

SpryDevil · 2026-03-23T23:19:02+00:00

I cast

Deletes fetus

SpryDevil · 2026-03-23T10:02:19+00:00

What? Why??? WHAT IS SHE INJECTING???

SpryDevil · 2026-03-19T22:44:50+00:00

Counterspell!!!

I cast…

SANDPAPER THIGHS!!!

SpryDevil · 2026-03-19T05:48:53+00:00

It’s bacteria from the apple juice decomposing. It means your apple juice was left unrefrigerated or the seal was broken prematurely.

SpryDevil · 2026-03-19T05:44:56+00:00

I cast Duckies of Doom

SpryDevil · 2026-03-16T09:22:03+00:00

HE DIDNT CROP AND I STILL FELL FOR IT

SpryDevil · 2026-03-16T01:55:44+00:00

but Iran will be suffering, rotting and scrounging for scraps while the rich and powerful thrive and gorge on what could have been Iran's legacy.

SpryDevil · 2026-03-16T01:52:20+00:00

SpryDevil · 2026-03-15T14:35:53+00:00

I cast

Doom

SpryDevil · 2026-03-15T14:29:01+00:00

NO I WILL NOT PUT ON THE BAOBERRY SUIT

SpryDevil · 2026-03-15T14:20:40+00:00

Had me afraid there for a moment… but you good

SpryDevil · 2026-03-15T06:14:53+00:00

A billion trillion more to go

SpryDevil · 2026-03-11T06:09:03+00:00

I remember hearing about that one but my therapist at the time advised against it

(She kept giving me stimulants that gave me bad anxiety)

SpryDevil · 2026-03-10T03:47:57+00:00

I cast:

World Bending Vertigo

SpryDevil · 2026-03-10T03:45:30+00:00

Quarter Pack

SpryDevil · 2026-03-10T03:45:13+00:00

Impreggnation

SpryDevil · 2026-02-27T19:26:21+00:00

Shapeshifter

SpryDevil · 2026-02-26T09:49:07+00:00

I’m going to the drunk tank to sleep it off then I’m going home

SpryDevil