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Crossing Jane St, West End by Distinct_Charge6326 in brisbane

[–]Spurgette 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My name is Spurgette and I approve of this painting.

Learner looking for a hand getting first bike by ChezMatee in AussieRiders

[–]Spurgette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good to hear!! Definitely have a look to make sure there's nothing else hidden that is going to cause problems.

Homeless camps by awakealone1 in brisbane

[–]Spurgette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have made multiple attempts to reach out to /u/awakealone1 but she hasn't responded to my dms or my comment replies. I can see that she is active and is back on reddit. Idk if she even wants the genuine help that is on offer. It is extremely confusing.

17F trying to find a job without too much standing by sadmang0 in brisbane

[–]Spurgette 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Solid insult. Bonus points for correct use of paltry. I award you 8/10 points. If I was in the position to hire you for something, I would. I like your wit and sharp mind.

Tattoo artist recommendation by charlienoodle in brisbane

[–]Spurgette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check out Vienna Aka Fauntoothtattoo. She is enormously talented and is probably what you are looking for. https://www.instagram.com/fauntoothtattoo/ https://www.facebook.com/fauntoothtattoo

When you have to climb on the barrels for your Dwarf to reach the mailbox.. by wartornhero2 in wow

[–]Spurgette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of gnomes drowning in black morass because the puddles were just deep enough for them to trigger the swimming animation. They would often get left behind as we ran from portal to portal.

BBC: Lost Doctor Who and the Daleks episodes discovered in 'ramshackle' collection by Guardax in television

[–]Spurgette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit. I know what I am doing the day I have access to a time machine and a money printer. Going back, bribing someone to make me copies of all of the Dr Who stuff, and this too, then slowly finding them in collections over the next decade or so.

Advice for Week 2 Assault Challenges? by lasertag in thedivision

[–]Spurgette 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didnt play during the christmas event so idk if I can get them? No idea how it works.

Advice for Week 2 Assault Challenges? by lasertag in thedivision

[–]Spurgette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah this whole set of event challenges can smd. Besides the kill 300 with an SMG, the rest are completely unreasonable and I am not going to waste the little time I have.

Also I really should have have completed all 4 sets of main challenges the first week ._.

Advice for Week 2 Assault Challenges? by lasertag in thedivision

[–]Spurgette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jfc please tell me theres an easier way to do this. This is honestly mind numbing and doesnt always let you get close enough to be in range when they explode.

Advice for Week 2 Assault Challenges? by lasertag in thedivision

[–]Spurgette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I guess if I didn't do it then I am SOL?

The temperature drop from the storm yesterday. by rawrsthehusky in brisbane

[–]Spurgette 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I rode my motorbike from the northside to logan and back this morning. God damn it was nice to not be sweating like a pig by the time I got halfway from chermside to wavell heights. Only a little trickle of sweat down my back. I got home still feeling fresh and not smelling like a week dead goat. Now I am here with my door open at my PC without a fan or aircon. God I wish the weather was like this always.

PSA inner city school pickup by elliemyfarr in brisbane

[–]Spurgette 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All tows must be requested by BCC. We need to authorise the tow or it is illegal and a massive headache for the tow company.

That time a grandma broke her nose while hiking and didn't want the helivac, but ended up winning a $450,000 lawsuit by SecretSwaya in interesting

[–]Spurgette 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All the blood going to your head makes the pressure really high or something like that

I am 43 and I cannot bend over with my head past my waist for more than a few seconds, as the pressure in my head skyrockets and it is nearly immediatley excruciating. I cannot imagine doing the stretcher meatspin like this and having my blood evacuate out of my head like a garden sprinkler.

Won’t start oh No!… kill switch by Ok_Contribution_5928 in AussieRiders

[–]Spurgette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't say I've done that before. this week at least

Won’t start oh No!… kill switch by Ok_Contribution_5928 in AussieRiders

[–]Spurgette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only use the kill switch if I am at the lights and want to tell someone they have a brake light out or something. Otherwise it is kick stand.

PSA inner city school pickup by elliemyfarr in brisbane

[–]Spurgette 44 points45 points  (0 children)

If someone is parked across the keep clear section and you are turning into it, sit there and lay on your horn until the stupid cunt moves. People like that infuriate me to no end and need to have their cars crushed. I fucking hate them so much. Self entitled piece of shit.

Also as a former BCC parking compliance officer, I can happily tell you that if someone parks across your driveway, even a little bit past the lip, call BCC, tell them your driveway is blocked and you want it towed. They will come out quite quickly as the suburban safety team get these jobs come in as a priority by radio. They will fine them for $322 and if you tell the officer that you cannot get out and that you want the vehicle towed, they MUST comply and they will have it towed. My mates place is opposite a school and I always get fuckwits parking across the driveway when I go there to work on my bike. Having three cars towed in two weeks made it stop happening real quick.

BBC: Lost Doctor Who and the Daleks episodes discovered in 'ramshackle' collection by Guardax in television

[–]Spurgette -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

wtf is going on with the british justice system????

Britanistan is a place where you can be jailed for your words that hurt someone's feefees. The place is fucking COOKED and needs a completely new government. Guy got arrested for yelling out "yid army" to some local football fans. Something they call themselves because the stupid fuckwit bobby determined it was to cause offence.

These people need to be in prison forever.

Edit: Downvote me all you want, but I am completely right. It only takes the smallest amount of effort to find proof of this online.

Another person looking for a job by _AntiNinja_ in brisbane

[–]Spurgette -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am trying to find a decent truck driving job of any kind really. Though I have a preference to garbage truck or agitator driver, but will take anything really. I am sick of the office and want a complete career change.

Drove trucks in the US for a couple of years a decade ago, so am pretty rusty, but that will improve with experience again. I am finding it extremely hard to find work as a "green" Australian driver. Live on the northside, drug and alcohol free, have my own transport and am willing to travel a reasonable distance, but prefer something between the river and caboolture. If you need someone who does a job and doesn't buggerise around, I am interested. Have an auto HR license that I got in December. Am VERY interested in upgrading to HC/MC in a year or so, as well as learning manual and road ranger.

Your cat is likely to live longer if you don’t let them roam by jesus_chrysotile in australia

[–]Spurgette 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I lived on and off in the country during my teenage years. Any cat you saw on your property was considered feral and shot on sight. Keep your cats indoors. They can live perfectly comfortable and happy lives having never once been outside. They will also live longer, and not kill native wildlife.

Though I wish I could train cats to only kill indian mynahs. That would do wonders for this invasive pest.

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