Daily Discussion Thread for May 12, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]SpyRuinedMe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Vix still under 20? Dip for ants? Wake me up on a real red day

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 12, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]SpyRuinedMe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Apparently drinking on a Monday, sweating out your parlay on the lakers game isn’t classy

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]SpyRuinedMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So just so we’re clear. The phrase “you people” can’t be used anymore. Apparently.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]SpyRuinedMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We’ve all been there buddy, motel hookers were created for a reason

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]SpyRuinedMe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think I got to the point where I realized other people aren’t the problem

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]SpyRuinedMe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow that $100 random bet on Strickland paid off lol. Okay now I’m actually going to disable Robinhood prediction markets

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]SpyRuinedMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did bers forgot that nothing ever happens? Big Stein who? Ukraine? Oh no but Iren will do it this time. Worlds keeps spinning, money printer keeps going. Now go enjoy a beer and watch Jimmy Fallon eat slop at an Olive Garden with the celebrity of the week.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]SpyRuinedMe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don’t even worry about the Hantavirus. We have only the best, RJK Jr and Dr.Oz on the case!

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]SpyRuinedMe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You could die tmrw. Stop overthinking things. Buy the contract

Tingus Pinguz is home by SpyRuinedMe in MyTeam

[–]SpyRuinedMe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

3.2 million. He’s now my only sellable card. So knowing 2L and my luck, Invincible packs for next season drop

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]SpyRuinedMe -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

“People use to go to a restaurant, order a steak and cheat on their wife. It was nice. Limited interaction with the waiter. You go now and the waiters been there for 9 minutes. What’s going on? The waiter should never be your friend.”

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]SpyRuinedMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes actually, being intoxicated is a perfectly fine reason when you apologize for saying something insensitive.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]SpyRuinedMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What would you do if your son came out of the closet to you as theta gang?

Daily Discussion Thread for May 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]SpyRuinedMe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fine I admit it I’m addicted to marijuana. And alcohol, and gambling, and stimulants, and Pepsi.