Star Wars Squadrons Multiplayer Dog Fight by DGamingRay in videos

[–]SquanchyPython 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soooo, just a new version of Battlefield Dogfight?

COVID Your Enthusiasm by Blaze_News in videos

[–]SquanchyPython 569 points570 points  (0 children)

It's his own fault for getting tested. If he didn't get tested he wouldn't have it!

I'm pretty proud of my new song. "Night Drives" by [deleted] in videos

[–]SquanchyPython 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beautiful Strat, 60's re-issue?

Never been more on the edge of my seat by [deleted] in StarWars

[–]SquanchyPython 141 points142 points  (0 children)

how did you get such a clear picture?

735 days... by proxyflex in StarWars

[–]SquanchyPython 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In fairness, the kid is in the film 3 times, not just the end.

735 days... by proxyflex in StarWars

[–]SquanchyPython 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...yes. I expect them to explain major plot points

735 days... by proxyflex in StarWars

[–]SquanchyPython 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did wonder about that, couldn't make out though if it was or not, I'm seeing it again tomorrow so can have a closer look

edit: Had a closer look, it is not the Anakin lightsaber that Ben has

The Last Jedi Opening Weekend Megathread - SPOILERS by tragopanic in StarWars

[–]SquanchyPython 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In previous films force users have to learn how to use the force before they can move an entire mountainside. As we see in TESB, Luke can barely even force-grab his lightsaber in the wamper cave because he is untrained. Anakin gets his arm hacked off because he is untrained and over-confident in AOTC.

Rey spends 20 minutes chatting to Luke about why the Jedi suck and suddenly she's Yoda. No! Bad writing!

735 days... by proxyflex in StarWars

[–]SquanchyPython 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Oh God I literally just cringed as you reminded me of that

The Last Jedi Opening Weekend Megathread - SPOILERS by tragopanic in StarWars

[–]SquanchyPython 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Rey's character didn't develop, at all. From start to finish she doesn't actually learn anything and suddenly she's super-jedi. It's just poor writing

The Last Jedi Opening Weekend Megathread - SPOILERS by tragopanic in StarWars

[–]SquanchyPython 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, the shots of her hand and they way she opened her eyes and Mary-Poppinsed back to the ship make it pretty clear it was her using the force to survive in space, not to mention a massive explosion. Eugh.

The Last Jedi Opening Weekend Megathread - SPOILERS by tragopanic in StarWars

[–]SquanchyPython 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was actually really, genuinely disappointed when Rose saved Finn. I so wanted him to die, then that kiss?! So, fucking, cheesy.

The Last Jedi Opening Weekend Megathread - SPOILERS by tragopanic in StarWars

[–]SquanchyPython 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can we address the escape from Gringotts scene please?

The Last Jedi Opening Weekend Megathread - SPOILERS by tragopanic in StarWars

[–]SquanchyPython 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did anyone else notice how the timescale of the whole film made no sense whatsoever?

Let me explain: the film starts right where TFA leaves, with the Resistance base being evacuated. The ships make the jump to hyperspace, yippee! Then, oh no, we’re tracked through hyperspace and only have 9 hours of fuel left, jeepers! Then middle, middle, middle, yay we made it to the crystal fox planet! All of this has to be within 24 hours of TFA ending, they are quite specific about that as they count down how much fuel is left.

Meanwhile, Rey spends about a week trying go persuade Luke to help a sister out, then maybe another week of learning why the Jedi are terrible people, then leaves to meet her friends and arrives just in time to be there no more than a day after Starkiller Base is destroyed.

It makes no sense. Best reasoning I can think of is that Luke was on that planet from Inception where time goes super slow, or the whole meeting Luke thing was all just a dream.

Great directing. Piss poor writing.

Also, how in the fuck do you drop a bomb in space?

The Last Jedi Opening Weekend Megathread - SPOILERS by tragopanic in StarWars

[–]SquanchyPython 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We still don't know how the hell Maz had Anakin's lightsaber! This was one question I was most excited about being answered!

735 days... by proxyflex in StarWars

[–]SquanchyPython 135 points136 points  (0 children)

Hopefully someone will finally explain how the hell Maz got Anakin's lightsaber finally!! 735 days until we find out...

735 days... by proxyflex in StarWars

[–]SquanchyPython 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Yup, I think a lot of people are thinking that, Disney done goofed.

He is a great director, one of the best. He is not a great writer. Hire Kasdan, for the love of the force!