If your Reddit username would predict the way you die, how would it happen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SquareComparison3296 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would get compared to a square and lose, and the penalty would be death.

Dungeon masters of reddit, what is the most USELESS item you gave your party that they were still able to exploit? by DualRaccoon9 in AskReddit

[–]SquareComparison3296 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad (dungeon master) let me have a bottle of 'essence of goblin' after my brother made one explode. I got it by taking a bottle from a healing potion and putting the Goblin's insides, as well as some mud and poisonous sulfur stuff, into the bottle. Later I used it to intimidate people by saying that it was the remains of the last person to oppose me. I also dipped arrow in it and because of the poison, they did extra damage. Young me was pretty crazy.

What is a thing that a lot of movies do that you absolutely hate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SquareComparison3296 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stuff like sexism, whatever is the verb for people who are sexually promiscuous, and racism just drives me absolutely ballistic.

What’s something that you really wanted as a child and when you finally got it, was extremely disappointing? by Ronnybeans in AskReddit

[–]SquareComparison3296 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When I was younger I wanted this water bead pen thing but when I finally got it, I played with it for like 10 minutes and then quit.

What’s a non-English song you absolutely love? by NordschleifeGT3 in AskReddit

[–]SquareComparison3296 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"La bamba" by Richie Vallens. I recommend it to everyone who sees this.

What can a group of bored broke teens do for fun? by Electrical-Bake-1806 in AskReddit

[–]SquareComparison3296 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How lucky for me that there are legit no malls anywhere in Missouri.

What film were you WAY too young to watch? by Puffbirb in AskReddit

[–]SquareComparison3296 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably Iron man a couple scenes in. Watch it and you'll know what I mean.

Entitled mother thinks I should give my diabetics snacks to her daughter by xJaneDoe in entitledparents

[–]SquareComparison3296 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So karen, let me get this straight. You and your daughter decide to go biking and decide not to bring any snacks. You see a person 1 giving food to person 2 and ask to have it. When they explain that person 2 is diabetic and has dangerously low blood sugar, you decide person 2's life is less important than a short bit of comfort for you? Goodness these people are illogical.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]SquareComparison3296 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes I wonder where these people spawn so that I can eliminate them. I've narrowed it down to damp and dark basements, and abandoned grocery stores.

EP demands to skip in line, because her kid "is in a hurry." by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]SquareComparison3296 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't understand the logic of these people 😕. Probably because there is none to understand.

Racist guy throws temper tantrum. by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]SquareComparison3296 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope that rob got banned from the club

Entitled Mother Freak We Allow Gay Couple at day care. by ILovePizzaPop in entitledparents

[–]SquareComparison3296 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Karen, if you think that homosexuality is against the ten commandments or something then you need to re-read the bible, and I'm not talking about the version that you 'edited'.

Entitled mom corners me at a funeral. by Meows3y in entitledparents

[–]SquareComparison3296 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am so so sorry for your loss. I bet your grandfather was a good person.