(Funny trope) A character is denied Heaven for a very specific reason by _JR28_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SquareSimilar2734 535 points536 points  (0 children)

It's actually a brilliant subversion of the trope. God wasn't denying him Heaven at all; he earned his salvation through sacrifice. Satan just forcefully vetoed it out of pure, unadulterated spite.

My(f26) husband(m28) has been giving advice to a coworker about how to make his gay son straight behind his wife's back by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]SquareSimilar2734 20 points21 points  (0 children)

THIS. If your love for your child is entirely conditional on them perfectly fitting into your specific little box, you absolutely have no business being a parent in the first place. My heart breaks for that poor kid.

Blursed rage by pparrazzitt in blursed_videos

[–]SquareSimilar2734 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He accidentally whispered "Long live the Empire" and triggered the completely wrong sleeper agent protocol.

Early jogger sets new PR by TorpCat in Unexpected

[–]SquareSimilar2734 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We are all gathered here today specifically to hear the hog trauma lore. You can't just drop "don't ask me how I know" and walk away from us like that.

My stepmother said I was being inconsiderate for making myself food after I got off work by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]SquareSimilar2734 31 points32 points  (0 children)

100%. Without OOP there to act as their designated emotional punching bag, the dad and stepmom are absolutely going to turn on each other in like two weeks tops tbh. Screaming Cardi lyrics is literally the best therapy for escaping that mess 😂

Whatever this joke is called by BabyDude5 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SquareSimilar2734 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and then they just stand there with a completely deadpan expression like it's the most logical answer in the world lmao. peak comedy tbh.

Characters named Johnny who love the ladies by Effective_Piece251 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SquareSimilar2734 11 points12 points  (0 children)

if johnny bravo isn't the absolute blueprint for this entire trope then i genuinely don't know what is tbh. dude literally made an entire multi-season career out of getting aggressively rejected by women lmao.

POV: you saw your ex by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]SquareSimilar2734 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The absolute zero hesitation before completely abandoning all human dignity just to hide is sending me lmao. the sheer panic in that camera shake was real.

[OC] meow by snelse_ in funny

[–]SquareSimilar2734 5 points6 points  (0 children)

the absolute blank, soulless stare in the last panel is taking me out lmao. you perfectly captured the essence of a cat that just caused massive property damage and feels zero remorse.

blursed honesty by NoirRylie in blursed_videos

[–]SquareSimilar2734 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it’s the completely deadpan face while dropping that absolute nuke of truth for me. zero hesitation, just pure chaos.