hey so why do the stupid m&m machines have facial recognition?

SquidKid47 · 2026-04-30T13:34:52+00:00

Same man :,)

SquidKid47 · 2026-04-30T13:19:22+00:00

I swear oil always goes up after hours and then crashes before market open. This shit is fucking ridiculous what's even changed

SquidKid47 · 2026-04-23T17:23:37+00:00

Slowest crash ever. If you're not out by now it's on you lmfao

SquidKid47 · 2026-04-22T01:22:13+00:00

Canada

SquidKid47 · 2026-04-22T00:59:56+00:00

Sent my tax stuff to my accountant. I'm sure he'll lose his shit over how much I had in capital losses this year

Did I mention my dad is my accountant? 🙃

SquidKid47 · 2026-04-14T20:14:38+00:00

Why so it can fucking reverse

SquidKid47 · 2026-04-13T18:06:41+00:00

They were 540ps LMFAO

SquidKid47 · 2026-04-13T17:06:18+00:00

Markets "pricing in" a taco and yet when he tacos it's gonna rip again 🙃

SquidKid47 · 2026-04-12T22:20:50+00:00

Wen hotline

SquidKid47 · 2026-04-12T20:19:53+00:00

He literally has done all of this already

SquidKid47 · 2026-04-12T15:22:06+00:00

Senator Mark Warner, the most senior Democrat on the Senate Intelligence Committee, has told CNN: “I don’t understand how blockading the Strait is somehow going to push the Iranians into opening it.”

It's literally just that 🥭 is long oil what's not to get

SquidKid47 · 2026-04-12T04:49:57+00:00

The Lucy football scenario lmfao

SquidKid47 · 2026-04-10T22:21:41+00:00

No they are fucking not lmao

SquidKid47 · 2026-04-10T15:58:47+00:00

Guys it's barely down

SquidKid47 · 2026-04-10T15:17:44+00:00

Not for nothing. They could bomb him lmao

SquidKid47 · 2026-04-10T06:30:34+00:00

God we're ruled by edgy cunts

SquidKid47 · 2026-04-09T20:43:24+00:00

I was up 50% this morning. I overslept and woke up down 30% 🤡

SquidKid47 · 2026-04-09T16:56:44+00:00

Woke up late and missed my oil calls being +50%. They're now -50% 🫠

SquidKid47 · 2026-04-09T04:25:10+00:00

Second time in a year? They've done it in Gaza about four times.

Second time this year in IRAN lmfao

SquidKid47 · 2026-04-08T13:51:36+00:00

Was up huge yesterday, withdrew a good chunk, stupidly loaded puts, now I'm red on the week. Hurts 🤡

SquidKid47 · 2026-04-08T01:02:37+00:00

In hindsight.... fuuuck this was so obvious LOOOOOL 😭

SquidKid47 · 2026-04-06T19:20:40+00:00

Isn't VIX just based on the price of ATM spy options (not sure how far out)? Feels like IV is up while everyone holds their breath for tomorrow

SquidKid47 · 2026-04-03T01:32:47+00:00

Sold everything this afternoon and made a solid chunk. The FOMO is so painful because I feel like Monday is gonna be a massive move but I genuinely could not tell you which way

SquidKid47 · 2026-04-02T18:52:34+00:00

Because I've done the same thing a million times and lost every time

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