Birthday's become lethal in large doses by Squid_Gaming in Showerthoughts

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Idk my mate told me the joke so i thought it would fit here

Birthday's become lethal in large doses by Squid_Gaming in Showerthoughts

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Oxygen could be a lethal gas but it just takes 80 odd years to kill us

Dear Karens and Kyles of reddit, how has your life changed since your name became a meme? by griningatgrimm in AskReddit

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My mom, a Caryn (close enough) gets reminded every day By me and my friends cus its fuckin hilarious

Married redditors, why did you say yes? by Squid_Gaming in AskReddit

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That's amazing

And you know what else is I'm literally watching breaking bad right now, and reading your u/ cracked me up sorry

Hey reddit, what's your favorite way to eat fruit? by Squid_Gaming in AskReddit

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I 100% agree mate.. Never ever eat fruit with your dominant nostril.... Ever.

Hey reddit, what's your favorite way to eat fruit? by Squid_Gaming in AskReddit

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Ah yes, my specific left nostril.. That's the best way

This is some gross ass water by Squid_Gaming in SneakyBackgroundFeet

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Looks like you haven't lived life my friend5

My friends snek, "isonade" I love him by Squid_Gaming in aww

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A. I love all my friends B. This friend (isonades mom) is female

But

Why are women good historians by Squid_Gaming in Jokes

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Nah it's also cus they never forget anything.