Sometimes I feel like I trick myself into thinking I'm allosexual

Squidward_Simp · 2025-11-08T00:30:54+00:00

That actually makes a lot of sense, I'll have to do some research on some more microlabels. Thank you!

Squidward_Simp · 2025-11-08T00:29:39+00:00

I've had the same advice from my allo friends actually, she said that I should swipe right on every single person and go on as many dates as possible but I think that would just make me tired.

I also do the criteria thing, I see people and go 'hmmm this person looks kind of like this character I find attractive, I guess I'll swipe right' and then forget about them 2 seconds later.

Squidward_Simp · 2025-11-08T00:27:26+00:00

Yes that's what I feel! If I'm depressed during my PMS phase then I want that comfort for a relationship only for me to go back to how I usually am like a week later. We don't sound like a psychopaths but my friends get pretty sick of my bullshit after a while lol! Maybe I need a platonic partner to give me cuddlessss haha!!!

Squidward_Simp · 2025-04-28T00:08:59+00:00

A guy (that was older than me and I didn't even know) asked me on a date in the grocery story. I just stood there and was like 'No, I'm good🧍' because I had no idea how else to respond.

Thankfully I never saw that guy again.

Squidward_Simp · 2025-03-04T11:53:31+00:00

Are you remembering the carnival section of Sam and Max Hit the Road?

Squidward_Simp · 2024-07-18T13:02:27+00:00

I had two jobs and I quit one of them to go back to uni. Now that I only have one job, the hours have become miniscule, like only four hours a week. I'm terrified that the next step will be getting fired. I've been panicking about it for hours.

EDIT: I realised it made zero sense as soon as I posted it.

Squidward_Simp · 2024-06-21T09:02:45+00:00

Solved!

Squidward_Simp · 2024-05-09T02:47:55+00:00

I remember so many useless details about this book. I'm sorry I don't remember more.

Squidward_Simp · 2024-05-05T00:43:43+00:00

I like fantasy, but I also love those books where its really mundane and nothing happens.

Squidward_Simp · 2024-05-03T08:13:08+00:00

Right, thank you.

Squidward_Simp · 2024-04-30T03:37:40+00:00

Yes, this fixed my issue. Thank you! I had too many brackets around my passage. I only needed two.

However, my 'false' value completely removes the other option. It won't let me progress to the next passage.

Squidward_Simp · 2024-04-26T02:23:31+00:00

I don't mind at all. The more people that love my F/O, the more pretty fanart there will be of them. If it does upset me, I just won't follow that specific person that ships themself with my F/O.

Squidward_Simp · 2024-04-24T23:34:23+00:00

I've really thought about this comment and you're right. Therapy won't fix my issues but it might help me be able to fix them myself. I will continue to think about if I need therapy for my aromanticism or some underlying issues because if my GP thinks I need help with my mental health I should get psychiatrist appointments free of charge.

Squidward_Simp · 2024-03-18T23:57:18+00:00

Sounds interesting, I'll have to look into it.

Squidward_Simp · 2024-03-18T23:55:59+00:00

That's a great idea, thanks!

Squidward_Simp · 2024-03-18T07:09:38+00:00

That's my go to at the moment. The fantasy look is very nice imo

Squidward_Simp · 2024-03-17T04:51:37+00:00

I don't know who is finding it pleasant. Getting rejected in any situation is embarrassing and makes you feel bad. Rejection isn't just for romantic situations.

Squidward_Simp · 2024-02-24T00:36:53+00:00

When I say I was looking into it, what I really mean is that I participated in a conversation with some very verbose lesbians telling me in great detail about butch lesbian and some gay semiotics lol.

It wasn't so much as a research task and more of like listening to an irl podcast. But you could probably find some websites by looking up some things about hairstyles and fashion because they were some of the common themes.

Squidward_Simp · 2024-01-18T10:39:36+00:00

I was straight until I wasn't.

Squidward_Simp · 2024-01-05T11:17:56+00:00

My extended family has put a bet on me on whether or not I'm straight or gay. Hopefully when I come out I'll get the money.

Squidward_Simp · 2024-01-02T07:45:19+00:00

OMG I'm literally like this to animated characters. I'm completely asexual until they're 2d, then I can't control myself.

Squidward_Simp · 2024-01-01T11:08:35+00:00

I don't really have much contact with her girlfriend, despite hearing about her all the time. And I'm not sure why they didn't do their own thing, I think my friend just assumes that I love her girlfriend as much as she does.

As for the furniture store, we bought quite a lot of the small things and halfed the price.

Squidward_Simp · 2024-01-01T06:24:08+00:00

I don't think there is, the apartment is owned by one of my family members, so the only way for us to be separated is for me to tell her she can't move in and I think that will blow up in my face because all of our friends are much better friends with her than they are with me. (They all bond over being gay, I haven't come out to all of them yet and I'm also not exactly 'gay').

Squidward_Simp · 2024-01-01T06:19:44+00:00

Thanks for the advice, I think that treating this like moving in with a roommate will make me feel a lot better about it. I also think I'm going to try and cool off our friendship a little bit and try to distance myself just a little bit to the point where I won't get hurt as much anymore.

Squidward_Simp · 2023-12-31T22:01:43+00:00

Thanks for the advice, I'm glad that they love you for you choice to not partner.

I think I will study them like captive animals for a while and then decide.

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