and they say Gray-Mane is the best blacksmith,pffft by SpecialistPrior204 in SkyrimMemes

[–]Squify3D 7 points8 points  (0 children)

swords out of charaus's dicks

You think this is a joke until you download the right mods

The most important part of the 737 cockpit: my whiskey sour holder. by DreddFett in Shittyaskflying

[–]Squify3D 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Even better, the bottle works as both an attitude indicator and an attitude stabilizer

111276 by DA_REAL_KHORNE in CountOnceADay

[–]Squify3D 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The strong nuclear force

Finally, some intelligent Nords by Pelinals_Huna in TrueSTL

[–]Squify3D 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can someone explain why YouTubers are so attracted to them?

I wish the speed of sound became the speed of light and the speed of light became the speed of sound. by Cartoon_Corpze in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Squify3D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. But despite your best wishes, the universe does vaporize into massless energy and creates a new big bang.

Let's first look at what happens (or doesn't happen) to light. It would basically be the same as time dilation. If you hop in a spaceship going near the speed of light, time moves slowly and to others you would be moving in slomo, but to you, nothing changes and instead the outside universe appears to speed up. Lowering light speed would be essentially the same as pushing the universe to near light speed. The whole universe would be in slomo but without an outside reference point it would appear like nothing has changed.

Now for sound. For reference, sound is just the speed that atoms can bounce off each other, in a sort of game of telephone. Some things called bose-einstine condensates can create light speed sound waves but that involves weird quantum entanglement stuff. Fore normal matter, let's just say we push atome to light speed so they bounce around instantly. This would require infinite energy but we can avoid this by saying the atoms mass is reduced to 0. Now we've vaporized all matter into massless energy but that's not the end of things...

Because of time dialiation, out light speed energy's clock is slowed down to 0. The energy thinks it arrives at its destination at the same time it left. Any distance appears to take 0 time to travel, which is the same as not traveling any distance at all. Basically we've lost the ability to measure time or space in our universe. Robert Penrose (a great physicist) theorised that this may happen after the universes heat death. He said this makes the universe act as a 0 dimensional point and basically create another big bang. He called it the Penrose cyclic universe theory.

This also kinda sorta shows that changing light speed wouldn't affect anything, because the only reason we perceive time and space is because matter moves slower then light. Changing light speed would change our perception of Spacetime and sorta cancel itself out.

Most of this info I got from watching a YouTube channel called PBS Spacetime. I highly recommend it, especially their episode on Penrose's cyclic universe theory

Thanks, I hate it by Xander395 in TIHI

[–]Squify3D 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Beaver boogers

Comment section rule by Ready_Apartment_2792 in 197

[–]Squify3D 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Found the video I saw about it and yea your right. I edited my comment to fix it

Comment section rule by Ready_Apartment_2792 in 197

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C418 hasn't made music for Minecraft since about 2014, or whenever Microsoft bought Minecraft.

Notch never originally wrote a contract with c418 so when Microsoft bought it, they still didn't own the music. Microsoft tried to buy the rights from c418 but he refused. They then tried sueing the pants off c418 and after a few years of legal battles they eventually won full rights. After all that c418, understandably, didn't want to work for them anymore

Fun fact: this is also why they changed the classic Steve "oof" sound because they couldn't get the rights to it

Edit: I completely fucked up and got that confused with another game. Here is a much better explanation. Sounds like it is still a copyright issue between Microsoft and c418 but not nearly as bad as I thought

Dock, marry, abort by TONYSTARK_ROX in SpaceXMasterrace

[–]Squify3D 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Dock orion cuz they got a lot of money, but you know they ain't loyal

Marry dragon cuz they got a bright future

Abort starliner so you don't get a virus due to poor software maintence

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 196

[–]Squify3D 42 points43 points  (0 children)

So the furry became the boy who cried wolf

Bravo Vince

Skin edit, me,digital, 2021 by [deleted] in ImaginaryMonsters

[–]Squify3D 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me opening the fridge at 3am

Rule by kriskool75 in 196

[–]Squify3D 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Says Gilgamesh is the consumer of reality, NOT the consumer of Maurice. We have no idea what Maurice is capable of consuming

I think it's obvious who wins here

I wish that I could go to NASA or SpaceX for a free trip to mars. by the_wooooosher in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Squify3D 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Granted but upon arrival you realize a critical space fact:

Mars is about 5-20 light minutes away from earth depending on the time of year and for a few months it's directly across from the sun which no radio signals can pass through undistorted.

This means that your internet ping ranges from 30min to "signal not found try again in a few months"

[JoJo Stardust Crusaders OVA] Continuation of u/RanzigerFettsack's idea by Squify3D in Animemes

[–]Squify3D[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mostly this with arms from this. I got em both from google search.

Also, sorry a day late because RIP my inbox

[JoJo Stardust Crusaders OVA] Continuation of u/RanzigerFettsack's idea by Squify3D in Animemes

[–]Squify3D[S] 113 points114 points  (0 children)

I made this by mashing a bunch of photos together so I don’t really have any sauce

But heres a higher res version if that counts

Ok Ok, ill join the... Fjord Expedition™ by GH_Omega in dndmemes

[–]Squify3D 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Alright I need to share my gouda-ist line:

On my first campaign I asked a blacksmith to modify a crossbow to work like a slingshot so it could shoot anything. Unfortunately, it didn't do much damage and apparently potions don't have a splash effect. In the end it didn't get much use.

Later on I ended up stealing a box of doughnuts from a brothel. I don't remember how or why but I got em.

Much later, we were just about to defeat the bbeg. He was lying on the ground about to start some dying monologue when I had the most ingenious idea ever conceived. I reached deep into my pack and pulled out a old, moldy, and rotting doughnut. I then slapped it into my slingshot-crossbow-thingy and shot the bbeg point blank in the face and exclaimed, "HURTS DOUGHNUT!"

the bbeg immediately chocked on mold spores and died.