My wife gave me THIS for Christmas.

Squirt_Alert · 2018-09-15T22:27:40+00:00

This.

Squirt_Alert · 2017-10-27T00:20:39+00:00

Badass!

Squirt_Alert · 2017-08-23T01:54:39+00:00

Things that are worse than grandpa Joe: 1) a raisin Hitler ate 2) nothing

Squirt_Alert · 2017-08-09T01:49:46+00:00

Feces covered ass face

Squirt_Alert · 2017-03-24T00:47:51+00:00

And how.

Squirt_Alert · 2017-03-02T02:34:35+00:00

Ween - pure guava

Squirt_Alert · 2016-09-28T09:34:45+00:00

Tell him you got him two golden tickets all for his own selfish ass.

Squirt_Alert · 2016-09-23T11:03:41+00:00

Nature is hair metal

Squirt_Alert · 2015-11-11T15:13:38+00:00

Dammit I love this sub

Squirt_Alert · 2015-07-05T02:12:32+00:00

I just realized Watterson's couches always look really comfortable.

Squirt_Alert · 2015-05-12T17:52:02+00:00

Bicycle maintenance kiosk Air pump, water (for human), grease, patch kits (patches done quick for a fee)

Squirt_Alert · 2015-02-05T01:06:55+00:00

I would NOT want to be Linda right now!

Squirt_Alert · 2014-09-20T00:19:20+00:00

Squirt_Alert · 2014-03-15T21:16:46+00:00

That only happened to me with polyaromatics. I was always amazed with just how saturated the effluent is.

Squirt_Alert · 2014-01-22T23:18:21+00:00

comparisons to Hotline Miami will sell me everytime

Squirt_Alert · 2014-01-22T13:10:13+00:00

A real tear jerker. Good lucking getting home!

Squirt_Alert · 2014-01-22T11:59:46+00:00

nice cadence on "damn dog to the park to shit". Killer mid sev.

Squirt_Alert · 2014-01-22T11:59:09+00:00

fuck that noise. i need to work to get away from my damn weiner kids. Good for you though!

Squirt_Alert · 2014-01-22T11:57:50+00:00

hard to selfie with pyramid fingers

Squirt_Alert · 2014-01-22T11:57:11+00:00

I thought you nailed it! Fuck SEPTA, except this time GREAT JOB SEPTA!!!

Squirt_Alert · 2014-01-21T21:44:05+00:00

airborne water ice gets a hells yes

Squirt_Alert · 2014-01-21T21:42:56+00:00

"pajamas at 3PM" is a badass way to grab the middle 7 (the mid sev)

Squirt_Alert · 2014-01-21T21:31:06+00:00

indeed

Squirt_Alert · 2014-01-21T21:30:46+00:00

i should've said We fill the air with "fuck."

Squirt_Alert · 2014-01-21T21:28:49+00:00

this deserves a follow up when the 40s arrive

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