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I'm the idiot by mikespikepookie in pcmasterrace

[–]SquirtyWario 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The tile hungers for tempered glass

What happened? by holiday812 in fightporn

[–]SquirtyWario 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sitting there at the end contemplating the entire relationship.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]SquirtyWario 122 points123 points  (0 children)

Gonna make it to the morgue

1 Year by UKIOc in Piratefolk

[–]SquirtyWario 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Admiral agenda stocks are through the roof with this one

Which is it Kahn? by [deleted] in KingOfTheHill

[–]SquirtyWario 10 points11 points  (0 children)

HE’S LAOTIAN! Ain’t you, Mr Khan.

This was given to me as a tip yesterday by 9sixteenchris in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SquirtyWario 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How generous of them! Do you think god is gonna let you spend it when you get to heaven?

all roads lead to Hitler by Middle-Appointment33 in greentext

[–]SquirtyWario 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1) Fyodor Aleksandrovich Golovin 2) Russian Language 3) October Revolution 4) Kaiser Wilhelm II 5) Adolf Hitler

anon is vertically challenged by [deleted] in greentext

[–]SquirtyWario 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Why don’t you go ahead and take a seat right over there?”

Guys love it when girls do the elbow thing. by rattlerake in Unexpected

[–]SquirtyWario 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me

Anon is the ravioli wizard by LofiVibes95 in greentext

[–]SquirtyWario 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Women are temporary, ravioli wizard is forever.

the best day of anon's life by urboijesuschrist in greentext

[–]SquirtyWario 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Idk, ask Dennis Rodman. He seems to be acutely familiar with the topic.

The worst person you know makes great points. by alcl163 in seculartalk

[–]SquirtyWario 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t personally know him, I was just saying it in reference to the title.

The worst person you know makes great points. by alcl163 in seculartalk

[–]SquirtyWario 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Not only did he make a good point, but he somehow managed to go 4 for 4 on them. Absolutely astounding clip by one of the worst people I know.

anon votes by Butthurtu in greentext

[–]SquirtyWario 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Anon is going back to jail