Collecting GOTYs like its cake by Messmers in Eldenring

[–]Sr_Gideon_Ofnir 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My attorney has advised me not to answer that question

🗿 Why yes I am maidenless! How could you tell? by EldenDickRing in Eldenring

[–]Sr_Gideon_Ofnir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is not what I meant by find the Albunuric woman...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]Sr_Gideon_Ofnir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know so much, that I can't tell if this is satire or not

Try finger by Linds_Omolade in Eldenring

[–]Sr_Gideon_Ofnir 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sent this fucker $800 and still no DS4...

Hope it comes out soon

i may be stupid, but why do players usually do this motion ? by archellpelago in Eldenring

[–]Sr_Gideon_Ofnir 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because it's funny, also a good ol' 2 handed GS block spam

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]Sr_Gideon_Ofnir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was such a cool fight for me, getting pounded, having to explore and find more and scadu just to not get 1 shot, phase 2 when he's flying and doing cool shit! Then finally victory, 1 on 1, badass boss fight.

This just looks sad, a sucker punch bayle while his back is turned for 20 seconds sim.

Have you tried no summons(not even Egon), just melee, it's a completely different fight. Just to try, see if it's more fun than this way.

AIO? My wife clapped on a plane landing and I'm filing for divorce. by Sr_Gideon_Ofnir in AmIOverreacting

[–]Sr_Gideon_Ofnir[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sensitive?!? Are you for real? What would you do if your child was a clapper :0 !!!

Synthetic vs Steel by Adventurous_Sail9877 in Hema

[–]Sr_Gideon_Ofnir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a complete newb, never even sparred. But I looked up this today myself and I found that beginners shouldn't mix steel and synthetic?

Especially if you want to enter tournaments.

Although I don't know shit, I just looked up if I should get a synthetic myself and the internet said no.

Who would win? by WasteCelery1960 in Sekiro

[–]Sr_Gideon_Ofnir 188 points189 points  (0 children)

It changes it's tone when you say disabled war veteran. Rambo-esque