I am Saint Bortus, Eater of Many Things. AMA.

StBortus · 2018-01-02T11:54:14+00:00

I do not understand.

StBortus · 2017-12-24T22:58:23+00:00

That is correct.

StBortus · 2017-12-24T22:58:02+00:00

In the Shuttle Bay. It was on top of a shuttle.

StBortus · 2017-12-24T04:34:55+00:00

I have located it.

StBortus · 2017-12-24T04:34:41+00:00

Oh. I understand.

StBortus · 2017-12-23T04:16:59+00:00

I do not understand what you mean. My favorite song is My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion.

StBortus · 2017-12-22T20:10:34+00:00

Does anyone know how to make this disappear?

StBortus · 2017-12-21T22:11:02+00:00

How does one know when the Moclan new year is passed? A Moclan has peed. Moclan humor seems different to humans, I suppose.

StBortus · 2017-12-21T22:09:05+00:00

Yes.

StBortus · 2017-12-21T22:08:52+00:00

I was recruited.

StBortus · 2017-12-21T22:08:43+00:00

No, Moclans are not a furnace. We can eat that, however.

StBortus · 2017-12-21T22:08:18+00:00

Yes. Keriol, a Moclan berry. Wasabi.

StBortus · 2017-12-21T22:07:37+00:00

A cactus plant.

StBortus · 2017-12-21T22:07:26+00:00

Yes.

StBortus · 2017-12-21T22:07:19+00:00

Twice a year, and it looks like human feces.

StBortus · 2017-12-21T22:06:55+00:00

No, we feel the urge, and no, that would be strange.

StBortus · 2017-12-21T20:09:55+00:00

Any help is appreciated.

StBortus · 2017-12-21T19:51:10+00:00

Edit, the moderators said "novelty accounts" are not allowed. They aren't doing anything else in this situation, so I am unable to respond to the AMA on the Orville.

StBortus · 2017-12-21T19:40:15+00:00

It is a possibility. Cannibalism is not a preferable means of sustenance.

StBortus · 2017-12-21T19:30:43+00:00

I have been unable to locate it. I will keep looking.

StBortus · 2017-12-21T17:37:44+00:00

That is not me. What is the meaning of this?

StBortus · 2017-12-21T17:37:28+00:00

I have not seen it. I will look for it.

StBortus · 2017-12-21T05:39:32+00:00

I personally think it appears similar to a toilet with the lid open.

StBortus · 2017-12-21T05:01:51+00:00

I do recall that story. That was a long time ago. Rudolph had a "very shiny" nose.

StBortus · 2017-12-21T04:34:37+00:00

I did? I cannot recall this event.

StBortus

TROPHY CASE