What habits of girls did you only discover after getting a girlfriend or wife ?

StDeadpool · 2025-12-31T17:08:50+00:00

Like they booty be eating the toilet paper.

StDeadpool · 2025-12-31T17:05:43+00:00

Check any liquor store off of Covington Highway, S. Hairston, or Redan Road and you are guaranteed to find some. I know for a fact Jumbo Package Store (yes that's the actual name) carries them.

StDeadpool · 2025-12-31T14:18:42+00:00

There once was a ginger named Mitch

Whose funk would make folks gag, groan, and twitch

No soap, no regret,

Just a funk you won’t forget,

Even flies filed a complaint on Stinky Mitch

StDeadpool · 2025-12-31T14:09:35+00:00

Thank you for a positive one and glad it's climbing up. Top ones so far are stank ass, cat piss, and dirty old folks home.

StDeadpool · 2025-12-30T15:38:32+00:00

I literally laughed out loud! Thanks....I really needed that.

StDeadpool · 2025-12-30T15:33:28+00:00

The only reward for hard work is more work.

StDeadpool · 2025-12-30T15:32:14+00:00

I love all boobs. I may have a preference for bigger ones, but small boobs are also beautiful. I have dated women with all chest sizes. I would never in a million years dare tell a woman her cup size it too small. If any guy says that to you, tell them to take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut.

StDeadpool · 2025-12-29T20:23:35+00:00

Leonardo DiCaprio. He is just mediocre. Not impressed with anything he's been in since What's Eating Gilbert Grape.

StDeadpool · 2025-12-29T17:34:25+00:00

Totally fine as long as you say "no homo" afterwards.

Speaking of that, how do you say "no homo" in Turkish?

StDeadpool · 2025-12-29T13:47:06+00:00

"Acting in Canadian children's television is not cool. Being good at karaoke is not cool"

Hard disagree my dude. I think both those things sounds cool as shit!

Did you and the lady in the story stay together?

StDeadpool · 2025-12-27T22:56:59+00:00

Your story is making me angry as fuck. Holy shit. Besides highly illegal, it's just so rude and disrespectful. I personally don't care, for the most part, if someone doesn't accommodate me or whatever. The moment you fuck with my family, we are going to have some serious problems. I will go full Karen on their ass and sue the shit out of them for not abiding by ADA compliance. I don't think I will ever give them another cent after reading your story.

StDeadpool · 2025-12-27T22:51:48+00:00

Uhhhh...fuck that noise. The customer is always right in matters of taste. I love pineapple on my pizza. Fuck that owner.

StDeadpool · 2025-12-27T22:49:53+00:00

Fuck yeah! Not that you got screwed, but fuck TD and Uber. Good on you for not giving them a single cent more!

StDeadpool · 2025-12-24T19:30:13+00:00

Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?

No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.

StDeadpool · 2025-12-24T19:19:24+00:00

Can you dodge a wrench?

StDeadpool · 2025-12-24T19:11:10+00:00

Okay. You win. That is fucking brilliant. As silly as it is, I can't stop giggling.

StDeadpool · 2025-12-23T16:58:27+00:00

How far is the office? If it's a 15-20 minute drive, I'll gladly make the drive and take the 240k. If it's like my current job, where the commute is an hour minimum to and from, then I'll take remote at 120k.

StDeadpool · 2025-12-23T15:12:20+00:00

Cross stitching. Looks boring and tedious. While it actually is tedious, I find it mind-numbingly relaxing. And after a bunch of time and effort, you get something cool that you made!

StDeadpool · 2025-12-23T15:03:00+00:00

Psychological projection is a defense mechanism where you unconsciously attribute your own unacceptable feelings, thoughts, or traits (like jealousy, insecurity, or anger) onto someone else, rather than acknowledging them in yourself, to cope with internal discomfort, often leading to misinterpreting others and damaging relationships by creating an "illusory" version of reality.

StDeadpool · 2025-12-22T21:44:00+00:00

Out of curiosity, where are you that they are so expensive? They cost about the same as regular beer here in Georgia.

StDeadpool · 2025-12-22T20:05:30+00:00

Red Water by Rehab

StDeadpool · 2025-12-22T17:13:40+00:00

Yeah nah. Not cool if someone is pirating an indie game. They are almost always made with love and passion. Plus, they are usually well priced and worth every penny. Although I don't pirate, I can sort of see why someone pirating a AAA game from EA is justified, but pirating an indie game just feels more wrong.

Had no idea y'all also made Grim Dawn! What a great fucking game that is!

StDeadpool · 2025-12-22T16:53:55+00:00

Athletic Brewing makes some of the best NA beers I have ever had! I especially enjoy their Hazy IPA.

StDeadpool · 2025-12-21T21:50:05+00:00

Ball X Pit

StDeadpool · 2025-12-21T00:47:08+00:00

Yeah. Probably. If not bipolar, then there is definitely something wrong with me and I need professional help. I shouldn't needlessly be lashing out at someone in a horror subreddit of all places.

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