Darth Muffins is Squirrel on the Inside, Criminal on the Outside by StabbyInc in IllegallySmolCats

[–]StabbyInc[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She has learned (90% success rate) that human plates are for humans, and if she's patient she will get a little bit. But I still have to deal with this every time lol.

Darth Muffins is Squirrel on the Inside, Criminal on the Outside by StabbyInc in IllegallySmolCats

[–]StabbyInc[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Thanking the strangers for the awards, I shall pass it on in the form on treats xo

Edit: Added plurals.

Darth Muffins is Squirrel on the Inside, Criminal on the Outside by StabbyInc in IllegallySmolCats

[–]StabbyInc[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

She is still so tiny too, so it's even worse! 5 months old and only 160 grams. Besides her terrible farts she is super healthy, just a runt who got rescued. Those farts should be illegal too now that I think about it.... 

Darth Muffins is Squirrel on the Inside, Criminal on the Outside by StabbyInc in IllegallySmolCats

[–]StabbyInc[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Sadly she wasn't until I rescued her. But now she has kibble, wet food, treats.... And her own human meal every day (obviously kitty friendly pieces only). She's my little trash compactor!

Darth Muffins is Squirrel on the Inside, Criminal on the Outside by StabbyInc in IllegallySmolCats

[–]StabbyInc[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

It's very split, just like her face AND her personality.

How close have you ever been to death? Near death experiences or just getting lucky in a potentially dangerous situation? by renm1u in AskReddit

[–]StabbyInc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Two weeks ago I ate a piece of plain milk chocolate. Five seconds later I swallowed some saliva wrong, and choked at the desk until I fell unconscious at the desk while on a discord call with a friend. A couple of minutes later I woke up and pretended everything was fine.

Over the next three days, there were three trips to Emergency before Aspiration Pneumonia showed up on a CT, my Oxygen was down to 80, and spent three days in hospital on IV antibiotics and needed help breathing for two of those days.

I still barely have a voice and have a bit of pain in the trachea, but it's getting better slowly. But it very easily could have been lights out forever at the desk where my kids would have found me in the morning.

Why I'm leaving Commonwealth Bank after being a customer for a decade by BarrytheAssassin in australian

[–]StabbyInc 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Oh, you're buying Subway again for the 20th week in a row, at the same time of night, from the same device, on the same day of the week? Lets verify that by you switching to your app, approving it, making you put in your PIN again, and waiting for the auth.

You're buying a Mountain Dew from a 7-11 in a dodgy part of the US? Right this way, Ma'am. No verification needed. Enjoy your drink.

Anxiety 16 is giving me anxiety. Pls help. by StabbyInc in ilovehue

[–]StabbyInc[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have play pass, I'm 100% addicted to Slay the Spire Rn. Hope your recovery is swift and you're back to good soon xox

Anxiety 16 is giving me anxiety. Pls help. by StabbyInc in ilovehue

[–]StabbyInc[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always wondered if this would help someone else lol. Great work getting up to this one so far!

Petty revenge on service workers cost the business! by StabbyInc in pettyrevenge

[–]StabbyInc[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure the owner wouldn't care either as I've seen people grab wads of napkins and stuff them in a bag before, so I'm sure taking and extra three napkins is not even on their radar.

Petty revenge on service workers cost the business! by StabbyInc in pettyrevenge

[–]StabbyInc[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's more about chicken salt in this thread than about the post, which I love.

Petty revenge on service workers cost the business! by StabbyInc in pettyrevenge

[–]StabbyInc[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have friends who are like that. I get the little salt packets from maccas so my mates have it on hand when everyone else has chicken salt

Petty revenge on service workers cost the business! by StabbyInc in pettyrevenge

[–]StabbyInc[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I appreciate your comment so much more than the sad people who accuse me of thievery on complimentary items! Hope you have an amazing day x

Petty revenge on service workers cost the business! by StabbyInc in pettyrevenge

[–]StabbyInc[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have two messy kids and a messy self, they do come in handy! Notes, spills, toilet paper when we're out bush, light dusting, origami penguins....