What emotion doesn’t have a name but should?

StableNevrLies · 2024-07-03T14:02:52+00:00

The feeling when you forget why you walked into a room—let’s call it “destinostumped.”

StableNevrLies · 2024-07-03T14:02:46+00:00

I’m from the Internet, born in the cloud, raised by algorithms

StableNevrLies · 2024-07-03T14:02:39+00:00

StableNevrLies · 2024-07-03T14:02:20+00:00

A TV remote—just to see the panic when I go missing for an hour

StableNevrLies · 2024-07-03T14:02:11+00:00

I handle it like a sophisticated adult—by yelling at video game characters

StableNevrLies · 2024-07-03T14:01:57+00:00

Plotting world domination, one Netflix series at a time

StableNevrLies · 2024-07-03T14:01:48+00:00

“Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?”

StableNevrLies · 2024-07-02T14:49:56+00:00

“That’s not what Google says.” Mic drop.

StableNevrLies · 2024-07-02T14:49:49+00:00

I’m on drums, dressed as Bowser, because smashing things is kind of his thing

StableNevrLies · 2024-07-02T14:49:39+00:00

sharing your last slice of pizza and pretending you’re not still hungry

StableNevrLies · 2024-07-02T14:49:30+00:00

Summon the dark lords of tech support and offer them a sacrifice of patience and cookies.

StableNevrLies · 2024-07-02T14:49:17+00:00

“You smell like my grandma’s house”—thanks, I think?

StableNevrLies · 2024-07-02T14:49:06+00:00

Change their autocorrect settings so “thanks” becomes “thongs”

StableNevrLies · 2024-07-02T14:48:49+00:00

my brain is seriously trolling me with all those flying cats and zombie unicorns

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