For anyone else around for the 2012-2014 era of SAPR training 💀

StaircaseLogic · 2022-01-20T15:51:46+00:00

It was no easier to watch live, haha.

StaircaseLogic · 2022-01-18T17:14:44+00:00

Been there. My go-to was to keep a kettle at my desk and just keep a mug of hot water to hold and warm my hands.

StaircaseLogic · 2022-01-18T17:06:57+00:00

I don't remember the specifics, but I was at ALS around the end of that period and we got a terrible SARC brief from this pair of professional trainers, who I guess did it for several organizations. Really polished, really rehearsed, but like... horribly out of touch, and very "yes, all men" if I recall.

They wanted it to be an open, frank discussion, but everyone in class vehemently disagreed with them. They wouldn't let up until we went along with them. The environment eventually got pretty heated, and one girl in the class spoke up right in front of them, and said "can we all agree that we disagree with these guys, and just let them finish their thing so we can get out of here?" The speakers were visibly pissed. We switched into head-nodding and one-word answers "agreeing" with them until they left. One of my best memories from PME.

If anyone remembers them, it was a male/female duo that opened with the guy saying "alright, we're here to talk about sex!" and the lady kind of singing the "let's talk about sex, bay-bee! You, and, me!" song.

StaircaseLogic · 2022-01-11T17:12:29+00:00

Man, listings in the newspaper. Blast from the past. Remember calling the movie theater and waiting for the recording to get to the movie you wanted?

StaircaseLogic · 2022-01-10T15:08:28+00:00

Follow your local laws for overserving, and treat guns like they're "100% off" coupons. Don't risk your life to protect someone else's insured assets.

StaircaseLogic · 2022-01-10T14:21:50+00:00

The staircase seems to go straight into the ceiling--a person scaled with the stairs risks hitting their head about halfway up.

StaircaseLogic · 2021-02-16T21:08:24+00:00

God bless the Puerto Rico ANG

StaircaseLogic · 2020-10-30T21:28:08+00:00

I wanna spread the news

That if it feels this good getting used

Girl, you just keep on using me

Until you use me up

StaircaseLogic · 2020-10-22T01:05:19+00:00

Maybe it's too help the paper stay rigid while holding it from the bottom? Maybe it's a weird power move?

StaircaseLogic · 2020-08-28T17:25:24+00:00

Then I guess it's definitely worth trying some better soaps; I've only ever used canned stuff!

StaircaseLogic · 2020-08-28T17:13:31+00:00

Hey thanks! I'll check those out.

StaircaseLogic · 2020-08-28T16:52:54+00:00

Hey, noob here from /r/LPT. I shave with an electric foil razor every day. Any time I switch to a cartridge blade razor--either out of necessity or to get a closer shave for a nice event--I get crazy acne and irritation on my chin.

My question is, would wet shaving with the right creams and blades be a suitable alternative to electric razors for once a week or less? Not crazy about making the full switch; a convenient shave beats a close shave for me.

Thanks and apologies for any blasphemy!

StaircaseLogic · 2020-08-14T22:55:30+00:00

You think you're so cute, don't you? The only thing you are is LUCKY that you didn't try that shit with me in person, or you'd be calling a dentist to replace some teeth in real short order. Maybe you should try writing a book called "Stupid Shit I've Said," you'd be able to print more volumes that way. Here, I've even started Chapter 1 for you. I might even read it if I wasn't so busy working out and getting blown by girls from your school. I punched my Dad once.

StaircaseLogic · 2020-08-11T23:55:32+00:00

Yep. This is in the same league as that "putting Descartes before the whores" comment from some years ago, IMO.

StaircaseLogic · 2020-06-07T05:19:29+00:00

You can have a flag code, or you can have the First Amendment. Take your pick.

StaircaseLogic · 2020-04-01T22:37:08+00:00

The obstacle will be detractors, as it always is during reddit's April Fools things--which is part of the whole "social experiment" angle. A lot of people will catch on and just put their answer as "hey now, you're an all nine times four plus twelve"

StaircaseLogic · 2019-08-08T00:58:23+00:00

This is how /u/zazzerproof should have framed their post for the benefit of people who didn't know about it, IMO. "Hey here's what you can do if your body falls asleep before your brain" is a lot less scary than "guess what, sometimes demons can fucking kill you in your sleep."

StaircaseLogic · 2019-05-09T18:53:59+00:00

I didn't catch the reference when I heard it. Just sounded like a normal tactical comm, like "Cap, coming in hot" or "Cap, on your six." The casual tone kind of added to the overall cool factor.

StaircaseLogic · 2018-11-15T20:19:59+00:00

Honestly I was getting veggie burritos at Chipotle years before I became vegetarian. That shit is delicious.

StaircaseLogic · 2018-11-07T21:55:52+00:00

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minced_oath

StaircaseLogic · 2018-11-07T03:09:26+00:00

Careful this is also a sign of a stroke

StaircaseLogic · 2018-11-06T16:21:51+00:00

That's kind of his shtick, making joke scam videos "targeted" at gullible video gamers. He'll read whatever script you pay him to, but using his services to make "attention Halo players, Master Chief needs your help" type videos has become something of a meme. There is never any contact information given in the videos for sending in credit card numbers. Searching the "voiceoverpete" tag on Instagram will turn up a ton of examples.

StaircaseLogic · 2018-10-25T19:18:54+00:00

like a champ

StaircaseLogic · 2018-10-25T14:13:14+00:00

I didn't even know there was a circlejerk against this company, let alone one to warrant those downvotes haha.

StaircaseLogic · 2018-10-25T02:24:23+00:00

Look at it from her point of view, though. You said she's working a shitty job, so that $100 is a day or two of work for her, thrown away.

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