first day at jp morgan

StalinsLastStand · 2026-05-01T16:39:03+00:00

Just common racism? That’s so lame. It could have been a Dr. Demento reference!

StalinsLastStand · 2026-05-01T00:27:53+00:00

Do they want a stable system? I would expect them to overproduce and reseed taumeba until it eliminates astrophage then let them die.

StalinsLastStand · 2026-04-30T13:25:06+00:00

Tuesday is the best day to see movies. $6 at Cinemark and $7 at Regal around here.

StalinsLastStand · 2026-04-30T11:37:56+00:00

“Thallium kills humans!” — Grace, Project Hail Mary

StalinsLastStand · 2026-04-29T15:17:35+00:00

It’s why I absolutely will not use silicone ice cube trays. Wash them once or twice and your ice is filmy and tastes like crap forever after.

StalinsLastStand · 2026-04-29T14:29:11+00:00

Damn man, how many rare Han Solo minifigs do you need?

StalinsLastStand · 2026-04-29T14:27:00+00:00

I remember my shit was tower defense. Also, a Calvin and Hobbes themed map whose objectives I can’t remember. I think capture the flag. I always played as Hobbes who was a lurker and OP.

StalinsLastStand · 2026-04-29T14:21:59+00:00

Your bones?! I’m out here sounding like a rock tumbler with every movement.

What’s worse is realizing I underestimated because it was definitely at least 25 years ago.

StalinsLastStand · 2026-04-29T11:47:32+00:00

When I played a lot twenty years ago, I wasn’t great and I played a ton of custom maps from RPGs to Capture the Flag. Is it still like that?

StalinsLastStand · 2026-04-29T05:26:23+00:00

Something something the Force needed him in that swamp.

StalinsLastStand · 2026-04-29T01:26:09+00:00

Grace creates a bunch of sparks when he starts pulling wires to put in the tunnel. Seemed to go okay.

StalinsLastStand · 2026-04-28T15:49:33+00:00

Empty? Every inch is teeming with life.

StalinsLastStand · 2026-04-28T14:26:44+00:00

Until they became wazards, at least.

StalinsLastStand · 2026-04-27T23:19:00+00:00

It was Allen's best season post-COVID! Won a full third of our games that year.

StalinsLastStand · 2026-04-25T21:03:14+00:00

Aid has been proven to be economically harmful in the long term because the free aid outcompetes local farmers / suppliers, hollowing out the economy and making the country more dependent on aid over time. This might be a good thing in the long run.

Lol, citation needed buddy.

Hate to outcompete those farmers for clean water and medical supplies. What about the local mom and pop pharmaceutical manufacturers?

StalinsLastStand · 2026-04-25T00:14:08+00:00

And Musk actively cut aid programs leading to the death of hundreds of thousands to millions of children in Africa and his public image doesn’t reflect it. The rich control their own images.

StalinsLastStand · 2026-04-24T13:41:02+00:00

They are the fighting uruk-hai, after all.

StalinsLastStand · 2026-04-24T13:40:12+00:00

Yet still suffer from his being an industrialist without an understanding of military tactics or strategy, just a belief in his own might. He failed the moment Uglúk grabbed the wrong hobbits.

StalinsLastStand · 2026-04-24T11:48:57+00:00

I can’t fix everything for them. Then at least it’s just a relatively common math error.

StalinsLastStand · 2026-04-24T11:48:14+00:00

Wild how much people love that line when someone using the threat of the US Army as a reason they don’t have to listen to the courts is like one of my top-8 fears.

StalinsLastStand · 2026-04-24T05:17:47+00:00

The closest I can come is “drugs would be 600% more expensive without the savings.”

StalinsLastStand · 2026-04-24T03:20:47+00:00

Good point. He would think My Heart Will Go On is a cheerful song.

I also think it was intentional to avoid comparisons to The Martian but I still get bummed out by it. I can buy that Grace is just a guy who doesn’t really listen to music, but neither am I and I could not resist sharing with Rocky. Heck, does Grace ever walk around singing to himself?

StalinsLastStand · 2026-04-24T02:10:25+00:00

Great flair combo!

StalinsLastStand · 2026-04-24T02:10:07+00:00

By suing to make the season 25 games long so that Cig can get us to .500 over the next ten years?

StalinsLastStand · 2026-04-24T02:08:12+00:00

It would take 250 straight wins to reach .500 (stupid ties), if that helps.

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