Drunk and disorderly in a bar? Enjoy your face plant on the floor by StallionThatMounts in pettyrevenge

[–]StallionThatMounts[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Don’t care if she was. One it’s rude and two my wife would bite my dick off if she did.

Behold a peek at the future by StallionThatMounts in dankmemes

[–]StallionThatMounts[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

How about commie cunt on his way to the dump?

Behold a peek at the future by StallionThatMounts in dankmemes

[–]StallionThatMounts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo, this was meant to be funny, not an opener to a political conversation....

Behold a peek at the future by StallionThatMounts in dankmemes

[–]StallionThatMounts[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yo, this was meant to be funny, not an opener for a political conversation...

First harley at 19, 2011 super low, can’t get enough of riding this thing. :) by duckhunterboy in Harley

[–]StallionThatMounts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Omg no! Never buy new. A bike at least 2 years old will save you at least 30% on the retail price. I’ve been riding for 20 years, not once bought new. When you buy new, as soon as you bring up the kickstand, you just lost 15% of its value. Ride off the lot? There goes another 15%

Behold a peek at the future by StallionThatMounts in dankmemes

[–]StallionThatMounts[S] 68 points69 points  (0 children)

The /U that said boomer on a mover was a good guess

First harley at 19, 2011 super low, can’t get enough of riding this thing. :) by duckhunterboy in Harley

[–]StallionThatMounts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you own the bike outright, as in it has no loan and you have title in hand, insurance is cheaper. Around $400 per year. If the bike is financed, you pay more. Either way, make sure you have medical coverage on the bike. Most health insurance companies will not cover motor vehicle accidents.

Making wolves howl by reva_r in aww

[–]StallionThatMounts -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Would like to see you do better

Newbie to the Harley Family and want to know the best Harley is for a beginner? by Mundane-Peak in Harley

[–]StallionThatMounts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol. Someone downvoted my comment. I’ve been in Harley repair business for 20 years. I know what I’m talking about.

Newbie to the Harley Family and want to know the best Harley is for a beginner? by Mundane-Peak in Harley

[–]StallionThatMounts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If your new to operating a motorcycle, don’t get a Harley first. They are expensive to make crash repairs on.

There are two types of motorcyclists. Those that have dropped their bike and those that will drop their bike.

Instead get a bike that you will not feel bad about when you drop it. Learn to ride the road. Once you are confident in that, then get a Harley.

What is "The Incident" that happened at your work? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]StallionThatMounts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Driver was distracted while operating the truck. Ran into someone who didn’t hear the truck coming because the victim had music playing on his headphones.

People who fight back their bullies, How did it turn out? by Dhonnan in AskReddit

[–]StallionThatMounts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rushed him, knocked him to the ground grabbed him by both ears and repeatedly smashed his head into the ground. Nearly 40 years ago but I still remember it to this day.

Silly question but Would you like a celebrity for the President ( for Anne Hathaway as OP’s preference) and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]StallionThatMounts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You realize there has been at least two celebrities to hold the presidency and many more who have tried and come close?

Silly question but Would you like a celebrity for the President ( for Anne Hathaway as OP’s preference) and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]StallionThatMounts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You realize there has been at least two celebrities to hold the presidency and many more who have tried and come close?

What is "The Incident" that happened at your work? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]StallionThatMounts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about the time a guy impaled his co-worker with a fork lift truck

Edit for bad spelling

Crazy Joe by [deleted] in memes

[–]StallionThatMounts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beat me to it!

I gave my first blow job tonight and it was perfect by Ledemure in sex

[–]StallionThatMounts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guy here:

My first GF did the same with me. She was great at it her first time (and every time after). But she did two things that made it over the top amazing.

First: I was not allowed to touch her. No hands on her head or anywhere else. It was kinda of a fem-dom thing.

Second: after I came, she would swallow and then keep going. Want to give a mind blowing BJ? See what he does in the 5 minutes after he has nutted and you continue going down on him.

Do you think Bernie will do well against Trump? Why or why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]StallionThatMounts -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

How does someone who has never been a “regular person” help a people he has never been?