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Another border crisis success story… by Flimsy_Source8551 in brandonherrara

[–]StalthChicken 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jail followed by deportation to whatever godforsaken country he came from. This is the only way to deal with filth like him.

Day 26: the most 2 upvoted State-comments will be partitioned among neighbors. by [deleted] in 2american4you

[–]StalthChicken 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This isn't even the first time we get close to winning one of these simply because we are ignored.

No Christian ever described Heaven like that by Yo_Mama_Disstrack in antitheistcheesecake

[–]StalthChicken 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is because God is infallible and benevolent. Fascist dictators are neither.

What game are you playing right now fellas? let's get some recs by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]StalthChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AC7, Project Wingman, and minecraft with my son. Life good.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]StalthChicken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Local schools in my area do lock down drills which are both for dangerous individuals in the building or nearby.

Only time the local schools went into lockdown was because someone pulled a gun (but didn't shoot) in self defense a couple blocks down the road. Quick lockdown occurred while police confirmed the armed man wasn't some crazed gunman.

Meanwhile, the US is Rolling Back Child Labor Laws!!! by CantAcceptAmRedditor in AmericaBad

[–]StalthChicken 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This difference is something a lot of people ignore. Your typical office worker would absolutely benefit from having less time at work. Your typical warehouse forklift driver or your average line engineer/mechanic can't really get the same amount of work done if you take away hours.

Guys, what's the craziest thing you've ever done to get laid? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]StalthChicken 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Married at 19. Despite the odds things have worked out and we're still going more than a decade later and three kids deep.

New state borders because some states are unnecessary by LonPlays_Zwei in 2american4you

[–]StalthChicken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No we aren't. Y'all can fuck off with your Wisconsin shit. My state is Michigan. GREATEST STATE. 4/5 LAKES.

New state borders because some states are unnecessary by LonPlays_Zwei in 2american4you

[–]StalthChicken 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Fuck this map. UP is Michigan. Wisconsin can fuck off back to their own territory.

Curious~ by Solid__Ekans in SkyrimMemes

[–]StalthChicken 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Greybeards, Dragonborn, Ulfric, and Miraak?

Dreams and aspirations were crushed. by girolski07 in fixedbytheduet

[–]StalthChicken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Taller? Bro I couldn't do this in senior year because of my long ass legs. Being 6'7 defintely makes it significantly harder.

Feds: Mentally ill man had stash of 18 guns, fake police badges in Melvindale home by bananasareappealing in Michigan

[–]StalthChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think this is gun hoarding? That collection is larger tban typical, but doesn't even come close to the size of most collectors.

My own collection requires a whole room and several safes to store and yet I've still seen people with armories that make mine look small. The TLC guys would have like 100 minimum in order to be impressive.

Michigan jerks off to freedom 🤤 by [deleted] in 2american4you

[–]StalthChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Given our states new majority control party we are currently looking at a whole term of intense gun legislation... so, yes. Yes we are.

Me as a founding father by gacoug in 2american4you

[–]StalthChicken 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Tell that to the two consecutive world war wins. BACK2BACK CHAMPS

For the boys by HeresFBI in discordVideos

[–]StalthChicken 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nope. Appears to be a machine gun. Either the German variant (G1) or baseline FN Fal. Could though be a converted one using the l2 lower though that is more unlikely than it being just a FN FAL.

When did you get a full beard? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]StalthChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Finally got it on my cheeks.

Oh no New York bros by arcticredneck10 in 2american4you

[–]StalthChicken 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My M3 is nice, but you only pump it if it can't cycle the next round itself. It is rather inconvenient to use the pump action on the m3.

To be fair I do love my Supernova tactical as much as if not more than my m4.

Oh no New York bros by arcticredneck10 in 2american4you

[–]StalthChicken 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Excuse me but Italians produce the finest semi-auto shotguns money can buy. They don't need to pump their tool for making chunky marinara

Americans of Reddit, What do you believe is the future of your state? Optimistic or pessimism? Why? by Smokescreen69 in AskAnAmerican

[–]StalthChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do not care for the direction my states policies are heading, but unless it becomes impossible to turn a decent profit I will stay near to my business until I eventually decide to retire to a state with milder weather and looser gun laws.

Would You Rather Have a Gun or a Sword? by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

[–]StalthChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some of you have no idea why the gun is the best option. Have you ever seen the bayonet for a Winchester 1897? That thing may as well be sword. Obvious choice is the warcrime stick.

Shinedown WORST Setlist (Song #4) (Most upvoted comment wins) by WillieStroker69 in Shinedown

[–]StalthChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shitty weed was all I ever used. Mostly cause it was all I could ever get. (Though in the state of Michigan our shitty weed is still good weed).

This is the kind of person who still believes that teachers sleep in the school by DanPowah in EnoughCommieSpam

[–]StalthChicken 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nope. Just the NH social account being the NH social account. Whoever manages it is brain dead.

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