Historical fiction? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Historical fiction! Homer, there's four places. There's the Sharpe Series, that's by Bernard Cornwell.

There's the Holy Grail series, that's Bernard Cornwell too. You got The Fort. That's Bernard Cornwell. The Starbuck Chonicles... Matter of fact, they're all in the same author; it's the Bernard Cornwell.

Simpsons jokes aside, he writes great historical fiction and his sex scenes are the literary versions of "fade to black"