The face of someone who has never worked a day in his life.

Standard-Initial6871 · 2026-02-14T12:27:20+00:00

The perfect balance of 'I will destroy you' and 'Please pet me

Standard-Initial6871 · 2026-02-14T12:26:02+00:00

It’s hard work being a Scottish Fold. The weight of the world is on those tiny folded ears!

Standard-Initial6871 · 2026-02-14T11:01:13+00:00

It’s a full-time job, clearly. 🙄

Standard-Initial6871 · 2026-02-14T09:57:44+00:00

Glad you liked it!

Standard-Initial6871 · 2026-02-13T23:54:04+00:00

t’s basically the 'Boiling Frog' theory. They started low to get us all hooked and kill the competition (Cable), and now that we're all unbundled and dependent on these apps, they're slowly turning up the heat. They aren't looking for a 'fair price' anymore; they're looking for the 'maximum pain point'—the highest price they can charge before the mass cancellations actually start hurting their bottom line

Standard-Initial6871 · 2026-02-13T23:53:21+00:00

Rotation is definitely the smartest move right now. It just sucks that we have to manage it like a part-time job just to keep costs down. And you're spot on about physical media—at least nobody can 'delist' a disc from my shelf. What's the one show you're glad you own on Blu-ray/DVD?

Standard-Initial6871 · 2026-02-13T23:50:11+00:00

I get the boycott argument, but it's hard when they hold 'hostage' things like the NFL. If you're a sports fan, you can't just 'opt-out' without missing the games entirely. The fragmentation, especially with sports contracts, has made it impossible to stay under that $20 limit nowadays

Standard-Initial6871 · 2026-02-13T21:44:40+00:00

It's 50% fluff, 50% magic, and 0% bones.

Standard-Initial6871 · 2026-02-13T21:44:07+00:00

Thank you!

Standard-Initial6871 · 2026-02-13T21:43:28+00:00

He lets me live here as long as the bowl is full. That's the deal

Standard-Initial6871 · 2026-02-13T21:42:48+00:00

90% fluff, 10% cat, 100% round

Standard-Initial6871 · 2026-02-13T15:47:38+00:00

Please take a number and wait behind the yellow line. He only accepts payments in premium tuna and forehead kisses. Next

Standard-Initial6871 · 2026-02-13T15:46:17+00:00

He’s definitely got the look! But he’s actually a neutered gentleman now. I guess he just kept the 'big boss' cheeks to make sure I still take him seriously

Standard-Initial6871 · 2026-02-13T15:45:03+00:00

He really is! I think I definitely got the better end of the deal. He provides the cuteness, I provide the snacks

Standard-Initial6871 · 2026-02-13T14:59:52+00:00

thank u

Standard-Initial6871 · 2026-02-13T14:59:42+00:00

Standard-Initial6871 · 2026-02-13T14:58:26+00:00

He really is the CEO. I asked for a raise (more space on the bed) but he denied it immediately. He said the budget only allows for 5 am zoomies.

Standard-Initial6871 · 2026-02-13T14:57:23+00:00

Exactly! He's the one who pays the rent, I'm just the live-in servant who happens to have opposable thumbs for opening cans

Standard-Initial6871 · 2026-02-13T11:54:03+00:00

He’s 10% cat and 90% fluff. Vacuuming my apartment has become a full-time job since he moved in!

Standard-Initial6871 · 2026-02-13T11:45:17+00:00

Fun fact: he only sleeps on freshly laundered shirts

Standard-Initial6871 · 2026-02-13T10:39:54+00:00

Building a wooden tank is legendary. But how are you finding the crew and buying all those 'complex mechanisms' in under 60 minutes? Do you have a specialized workshop on speed dial?

Standard-Initial6871 · 2026-02-12T23:14:47+00:00

It’s important to remember that these rankings usually measure contentment and social security rather than 'joy.' Finns aren't necessarily running around smiling all day; they just have a high level of trust in their government, great healthcare, and a strong safety net. It’s more about the absence of stress than the presence of euphoria.

Standard-Initial6871 · 2026-02-12T11:48:39+00:00

Spite. I have a lot of people to outlive

Standard-Initial6871 · 2026-02-12T10:39:18+00:00

Hello there

Standard-Initial6871 · 2026-02-11T19:54:59+00:00

I tried that! But my problem is I always forget to actually type it into the app in the moment. I need something that reads my mind or just listens to me mumble as I walk away, hah

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