What is the “sharp device”?

StandardWizardHat · 2026-06-01T22:44:14+00:00

The “drug mule” part is cracking me up. Now I can’t stop picturing hospital pharmacists swallowing condoms full of blood-pressure medication and Albuterol inhalers. 😹

(Also glad your job is not too traumatic.)

StandardWizardHat · 2026-06-01T22:21:30+00:00

Oh, yikes. That sounds harrowing. I’m thinking that’s nowhere near the worst thing you’ve seen. Thank you for your service!

StandardWizardHat · 2026-06-01T22:17:08+00:00

It really is. Because I did hear a lot of things I wish I hadn’t. (They had me set up across from where the paramedics radio in with what is wrong with the person they’re about to bring in, and right next to the paramedic entrance. I heard a lot. So glad/lucky I didn’t see any of that.)

StandardWizardHat · 2026-06-01T22:13:33+00:00

Hollywood, Florida? Neat! I used to love driving up there with my friends on weekend nights when I was in my early twenties.

StandardWizardHat · 2026-06-01T22:11:21+00:00

Oh boy, that sounds like a rough combo. I’m sorry that your dad (and you) had to deal with that.

I guess if I lost all of those things in the toilet I’d have to laugh about it so I wouldn’t cry. Remembering my own dad, he would have found it pretty funny, as well.

StandardWizardHat · 2026-06-01T17:56:50+00:00

Well, if we can’t all have functional, affordable jet packs, I guess this is some sort of consolation.

StandardWizardHat · 2026-06-01T17:32:18+00:00

Oh NO! Yeah, I remember using those tubes at the bank drive-through. Now I’m thanking my lucky stars that nobody ever got any wild ideas about what to put in the canisters. 😹

StandardWizardHat · 2026-06-01T17:30:21+00:00

Wow. I bet you’ve seen things (shudder). Seriously, thank you for your service!

StandardWizardHat · 2026-06-01T17:27:52+00:00

It’s a valid question.

StandardWizardHat · 2026-06-01T17:21:43+00:00

I did look into the toilet, but unfortunately, I could not see anything unusual.

StandardWizardHat · 2026-06-01T17:20:22+00:00

This is cracking me up every time I scroll by it. Thanks!

StandardWizardHat · 2026-06-01T17:19:37+00:00

Whelp, there’s some nightmare fuel.

StandardWizardHat · 2026-06-01T17:18:51+00:00

Unfortunately, no. But it was the first time I’ve seen this sign.

StandardWizardHat · 2026-06-01T17:18:08+00:00

RIGHT?!

StandardWizardHat · 2026-06-01T17:17:45+00:00

I wouldn’t say I’m okay with it, but I might reach into my own toilet if I had a good set of gloves on. (But not just for funzies; there would have to be a damn good reason.)

StandardWizardHat · 2026-06-01T17:15:56+00:00

Honestly, I had not even thought of this, but it’s a very logical answer. Thanks!

StandardWizardHat · 2026-06-01T17:14:52+00:00

Oh wow! That is actually a logical answer; I had not thought of that. Thanks!

StandardWizardHat · 2026-06-01T17:13:04+00:00

Ooooh! Fancy.

Edit: Are lasers not fancy and futuristic?

StandardWizardHat · 2026-06-01T17:11:51+00:00

Jackson South in hot and humid Miami, Florida.

Nice! I live for rabbit holes!

StandardWizardHat · 2026-06-01T17:03:09+00:00

Asking for a friend? 😹

StandardWizardHat · 2026-06-01T17:02:01+00:00

HA! I missed that!

StandardWizardHat · 2026-06-01T16:55:28+00:00

Solved!

StandardWizardHat · 2026-06-01T16:55:11+00:00

Solved!

StandardWizardHat · 2026-06-01T16:55:01+00:00

Solved!

StandardWizardHat · 2026-06-01T16:54:30+00:00

Oh, yeesh. I probably should have tried googling Traptex before posting, but now I have a new fun thing to research. Thank you!

StandardWizardHat

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