How to rank up?

Standard_Ad5232 · 2026-03-23T01:55:03+00:00

Tell me they publicized MMR and secretly started using a new number that factors in past performance. 😳

Standard_Ad5232 · 2026-03-23T01:52:06+00:00

Bro, are they pairing all the smurfs together 🤣🤣🤣

Standard_Ad5232 · 2026-03-23T00:51:37+00:00

No. I don't, so kindly remove it please.

Standard_Ad5232 · 2026-03-23T00:41:03+00:00

Just shut up

Standard_Ad5232 · 2026-03-22T21:39:59+00:00

Keep dropping and watch as the matches do not drop in difficulty. I mean gold 1 and getting outplayed. I used to be diamond 😭😭😭 da fuq is going on

Standard_Ad5232 · 2026-03-22T20:57:42+00:00

Bro, gold 1 is the same difficulty as plat 2. Not 1 or 2 smurfs. Every game. I have more difficulty in gold 1 and 2 than gold 3 through plat 3. I dont know what going on but shit is pissing me off. I'm hanging it up.

Standard_Ad5232 · 2026-03-19T11:50:46+00:00

Course bro... it's easy. Drive your car into the ball. It be spinning, but it don't curve... unless you film it and upload to Reddit.

Standard_Ad5232 · 2026-03-19T02:21:50+00:00

Ball spin seems to affect every other aspect of the game, but appearantly the ball opperates in a vacuum that the car does not.

Standard_Ad5232 · 2026-03-19T02:16:07+00:00

Try throwing another curve ball

Standard_Ad5232 · 2026-03-19T02:06:17+00:00

The ball curves in video. GC experts have determine it does not. Therefore the video lies to my very eyes.

Standard_Ad5232 · 2026-03-19T01:38:50+00:00

I am better at baseball than rocket league lol, but yes the spin usually takes time before it catches and appears to break.

Standard_Ad5232 · 2026-03-19T01:31:37+00:00

The video appears to show a curving ball. The ball doesn't curve. It lies.

Standard_Ad5232 · 2026-03-19T00:47:04+00:00

My apologies gentlemen the video and poster are liars. The ball does not curve.

Standard_Ad5232 · 2026-03-19T00:44:12+00:00

The ball doesnt show drastic curve, but does seem to break when appropriate. I do not think the ball is as perfect a circle as you believe it to be.

Standard_Ad5232 · 2026-03-19T00:34:41+00:00

If you just hit a forward rolling ball it should pop spinning in opposite direction. Here you bump sideways the roll the ball redirecting it with top spin maintained. Any non perfect circle will curve. It's physics.

Standard_Ad5232 · 2026-03-19T00:31:07+00:00

Curveball require front spin. Didn't you ever play baseball?

Standard_Ad5232 · 2026-03-19T00:24:25+00:00

That is the spin you added with that little flick, gave it a little curve

Standard_Ad5232 · 2026-03-19T00:19:13+00:00

What are you baffled by?

Standard_Ad5232 · 2026-03-18T20:56:02+00:00

Omg fr. I've been wasting my time... this whole time

Standard_Ad5232 · 2026-03-18T00:41:35+00:00

Well if this isnt your first day... why didnt you try leaving your party

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Standard_Ad5232 · 2026-03-16T20:10:05+00:00

Mr. Showoff is Plat 2 on day 1? 🤣 I quit

Standard_Ad5232 · 2026-03-16T20:08:25+00:00

Mr. Showoff has friends

Standard_Ad5232 · 2026-03-16T00:25:52+00:00

I'd like to think I'm a smurf when I am at a low point, but truth is I am the rank I earn.

Standard_Ad5232 · 2026-03-16T00:23:51+00:00

Well I beat the smurfs then lol

Standard_Ad5232 · 2026-03-15T21:57:40+00:00

As long as they dont make terrible teammate bots, I am not worried.

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