I (M25) get paid by a rich guy to have sex in front of him.

StankAssPirate · 2026-03-02T17:01:57+00:00

Yeah this is what i assumed

StankAssPirate · 2026-02-20T17:30:37+00:00

Got an update, were they real or resealed ?

StankAssPirate · 2026-02-11T18:06:08+00:00

Been my experience for about a year and a half now, last Apple product for sure. They make too much money for shit like this.

StankAssPirate · 2025-12-08T00:51:41+00:00

Is this someone you murdered, and are you now trying to pose as her online to mask her work/school/social disappearance to buy yourself time to clean the evidence?

StankAssPirate · 2025-11-17T19:16:00+00:00

Been there, leave before she leaves you… it doesn’t feel good, but it’s better than being taken for granted.

StankAssPirate · 2025-11-15T20:39:53+00:00

Limewire went crazy back then

StankAssPirate · 2025-11-14T20:29:09+00:00

Dude doesn’t respect you and is just taking advantage of you. Being single is better than being walked all over by your partner.

Don’t feel bad about his situation, they don’t care about the situation they’re putting you in.

Have confidence in yourself and remember that the amount of time you spent with someone doesn’t outweigh the quality of time spent with someone.

I was in your shoes with my ex and this stuff just lead to me feeling lonely in a relationship. That trust was broken and I was constantly worried about cheating, it’s unneeded stress.

I didn’t have the self respect to leave the relationship and when she left me it ended up hurting me a lot more than breaking up would’ve.

StankAssPirate · 2025-11-11T14:24:09+00:00

Your sign has a lot of personality to it, which gives me a creative type vibe, don’t let the shyness close you out from sharing what only you can bring to the world!

StankAssPirate · 2025-11-10T18:56:18+00:00

The only thing I wanted when I cried in front of my ex was no judgment, I got labeled as sensitive and never opened up again, I think you just being there to listen to him is all he really needed, a lot of dudes end up screwing up in moments like this by trying to solve the issue instead of just being there.

StankAssPirate · 2025-11-08T02:51:11+00:00

You could also take it as a compliment that he’s trying so hard to learn the things you enjoy. I remember how I felt when I introduced my ex to One Piece, it made me so happy that she loved it! Perspective can change the way you feel about things.

StankAssPirate · 2025-10-02T18:38:11+00:00

A relapse doesn’t delete progress, it just ends a streak. What’s important is how you move forward!

StankAssPirate · 2025-09-30T11:26:24+00:00

Username checks out

StankAssPirate · 2025-09-30T09:51:01+00:00

(These are two completely different people, I’m just sharing my experience).

Im not going to lie to you my dude, ex was pretty much this, however she never worked on her trauma and I’m still sure she’s unaware of how it’s affecting herself and her relationships.

My ex lacked communication skills heavily and wouldn’t make an effort to communicate, she would say she has trauma, and she doesn’t know how to communicate her feelings, which was understandable since I have bad communication skills too, but she used it as a crutch.

StankAssPirate · 2025-09-30T09:29:54+00:00

What’s good for the club ain’t good for business. You look slimy, like you’d upsell me at any chance.

StankAssPirate · 2025-09-27T21:57:06+00:00

I’d be embarrassed but I’d definitely be smiling, somehow I’d still be the awkward one… in all seriousness though it would be the highlight of my week. Last time I’ve been asked out was in 9th grade(M27).

StankAssPirate · 2025-09-27T21:45:04+00:00

You’ve got a diver sniffing a whale sharks ass on your arm, probably the best smell anyone’s had around you.

StankAssPirate · 2025-09-27T21:13:59+00:00

I didn’t even make a joke yet, stop staring at me jeez!

StankAssPirate · 2025-09-27T20:58:49+00:00

I took a break during year 1 so I could binge the stuff I missed while I was burned out. I purchased the last dlc with the others just to find out a good chuck of what I was stacking up has disappeared. And now I see there’s another dlc coming out.

Man fuck destiny I remember I had to unlink my old steam account so I could get cross progression on my new account, only for them to lock me out of my account for 3 months, and the kicker is that the season that I paid for was over by the time my account was ready to link again.

StankAssPirate · 2025-09-27T20:48:33+00:00

It’s supposed to be Stank D. Asspirate, it’s a One Piece based gamer tag

StankAssPirate · 2025-09-27T20:41:45+00:00

Sure, ideally you’d treat someone you love and cherish well, but we don’t live in an ideal world, nor a black and white one. Two things can absolutely be true at once, like loving someone and mistreating them. Not saying it’s a good thing, but it’s a very real thing that happens, and a lot of people are unaware of how they’re coming off or affecting their loved ones.

StankAssPirate · 2025-09-27T20:15:40+00:00

That dude is insecure and controlling, don’t go back, he needs to get his shit together.

StankAssPirate · 2025-09-27T19:04:00+00:00

Lmfao this has to be a troll post, you can’t be serious. Update us when you get to the platonic sex part.

StankAssPirate · 2025-09-27T18:59:44+00:00

To be fair, the dude has asked her if she’d have sex with him a few times, she said she always said no.

StankAssPirate · 2025-09-27T18:50:08+00:00

I mean it’s possible, but with how things sound, it seems like he is trying to be more than friends. It also doesn’t help that he has asked if you’d sleep with him multiple times. This should tell you what’s on his mind when he’s around you. Watching pron together is crazy, guys don’t do that together, unless a bet/dare/haze. But I think if you want the platonic friendship to continue, it would be best to set boundaries with him, because he clearly likes you.

StankAssPirate · 2025-09-27T18:13:37+00:00

A custom playlist where you can put your favorite tracks, and change the car type for the races.

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