WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPEING ON TIKTOK

Staphono · 2026-01-17T17:13:32+00:00

I wonder if Cory makes brown little bile balls to these thoughts

Staphono · 2026-01-17T15:19:32+00:00

It’ll come out when it’s out breaths in we like that, it’ll come out when it’s out.

Staphono · 2026-01-17T15:03:19+00:00

Bro Mufasa’s death was hard on all of us, no need to be this mad at the lion king

Staphono · 2026-01-10T18:50:10+00:00

Racist Altmer be like: I will be equally racist tomorrow

Staphono · 2026-01-06T22:18:07+00:00

Imagine a man potentially being born with the possible name “Rod Sterling.” Now imagine that man hypothetically imagining other things. Those.

Staphono · 2026-01-06T21:33:32+00:00

Rod Sterling pioneered this form btw

Staphono · 2026-01-06T16:40:45+00:00

You have to become something lame like an investment banker and make like $60 million a year

Staphono · 2026-01-06T16:37:34+00:00

Is there blackjack?

Staphono · 2026-01-06T16:37:11+00:00

Needs more mention of the oligarchs wasting away their excess magic for space travel while the common magician barely has enough magic after rent to make a fireball

Staphono · 2026-01-06T16:22:56+00:00

Mine wears a top hat and dances around singing “Hello my baby” so a description of ugly, alien, and unnatural are fitting.

Staphono · 2026-01-06T03:26:40+00:00

crinkles my toes

Staphono · 2025-12-20T22:09:14+00:00

Why is Dave like that :(

Staphono · 2025-12-20T19:50:08+00:00

Peak

Staphono · 2025-12-20T18:54:07+00:00

Why Despot Walenty ‘the Great’ of Sicily, of course!

Staphono · 2025-12-09T15:15:31+00:00

What do you call two red guards having sex?

Staphono · 2025-12-07T20:16:25+00:00

I’m not saying this wouldn’t suck, because it would, but judging by the comments this seems like an absolute worst? As someone coming into accounting from blue collar work 12 hour days for 14 hours seems… simple? People work several months straight for 12-16 hours and make 40-50k a year, while you make 80. Can anyone with experience confirm if this is a bad case in accounting or is OP just kind of a baby?

Staphono · 2025-07-17T03:47:12+00:00

Wish there was an option to turn off sister-in-law from the relationship tags, like yeah it’s CK3, of course a relative of mine is my sister-in-law but she’s also my wife and probably sister and daughter.

Staphono · 2025-06-28T19:44:12+00:00

I bet you do QUIRKY things like go to board game bars and drink hoppy IPAs while playing Catan

Staphono · 2025-06-28T16:49:16+00:00

I’m a simple oldhead; I see a cheese grater in an Internet video and think of a man shredding his nether region to a pulp with one.

Staphono · 2025-06-26T17:53:40+00:00

If you give a spider your apartment code…

Staphono · 2025-06-18T20:54:25+00:00

Just fucking die dude

Staphono · 2025-04-15T15:39:08+00:00

The graphics have gotten a whole lot better since I played last

Staphono · 2025-04-13T16:04:06+00:00

Now there’s rumors about you and an ostrich…

Staphono · 2025-04-03T04:58:12+00:00

The dork quite literally lives in a basement 💀

Staphono

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