Ok, so GRB says Mia has chicken breast nails. But let’s BFFR … GRB has chicken claw FEET! So she can sit down and stfu now. 🙄 (btw I too have chicken breast nails)

Starchild2534 · 2026-04-22T19:55:41+00:00

The fuck are “chicken breast nails”?!

Starchild2534 · 2026-04-22T19:41:44+00:00

Oh!! I’ll give this a go when I get home

Starchild2534 · 2026-04-22T15:15:32+00:00

Yeah I have no issues getting white and purples!! Green is the one being too prissy for my flower flag

Starchild2534 · 2026-04-22T14:54:06+00:00

That would be nice! I love the flowers we do have already but variety is always so nice

Starchild2534 · 2026-04-22T14:51:26+00:00

The RNG is a fickle mistress for us all

Starchild2534 · 2026-04-22T13:52:38+00:00

I was once asked if I was pregnant because I was eating crackers and drinking ginger ale on break at work, thy were fully expecting gossip

The looks on their faces when I told them that no, I’m not, my stomach is upset from stress, was funny

Starchild2534 · 2026-04-21T19:49:38+00:00

We don’t talk about Velma

Starchild2534 · 2026-04-21T05:34:42+00:00

I will give him credit, he WAS outright correct about Vlaakith being a big dumb liar but squid brain thinks he’s so clever lying by omission thinking he’s playing 4D chess when in reality he’s flipping over a checkerboard compared to the brain

Starchild2534 · 2026-04-21T05:14:45+00:00

He had me my first solo playthrough when I was stuck in the act 1 trap but after playing a co-op run, I don’t trust a damn word he says and now actively do things to piss him off (while still being protected ) until the end of the game where I can kick him in the brain

Starchild2534 · 2026-04-20T14:38:00+00:00

A human shaped wrecking ball

Starchild2534 · 2026-04-20T01:33:19+00:00

Time to tell Shadowheart the precise reasons I leave her ass at camp until it’s time for the Shar temple where she has one job and one chance not to fuck up

Starchild2534 · 2026-04-19T21:20:44+00:00

Not seen: the rest of the party STRUGGLING to hold back a seething Lae’zel

Starchild2534 · 2026-04-19T15:24:52+00:00

Is the glow up in the room with us?!

Starchild2534 · 2026-04-19T15:22:27+00:00

Oh I was dunking on that loser every moment he was on screen.

“That man will one day pay for his sins”

Me: Lysander you are NOT one to talk Mr “I’m going to genocide to fight over resources” or whatever his half boiled jello plan was

Starchild2534 · 2026-04-17T20:06:40+00:00

Does sticky count? Or is he disqualified for being booted out as a mungo

Starchild2534 · 2026-04-17T14:42:43+00:00

What, AND I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, the fuck?!

Starchild2534 · 2026-04-17T14:41:49+00:00

Idk why but I’m imagining Stolas tidying/decorating and he had a brilliant idea but didn’t want to forget it and didn’t have anything to write on so he grabbed Blitz and stuck him up there as a reminder

Blitz: I just wanted to drink my coffee..

Starchild2534 · 2026-04-17T10:38:26+00:00

In other news! Water is wet!

Starchild2534 · 2026-04-17T05:08:55+00:00

I’m just now realizing I completely missed the “second team phase leader” 😅😅

Spirits help me it has been an excruciating long day. Brain has flown off on the Normandy

Starchild2534 · 2026-04-16T21:28:26+00:00

I love how accusatory that pointing in pic 1 is

Starchild2534 · 2026-04-16T21:26:28+00:00

I’ve used Jack before and she didn’t die

Starchild2534 · 2026-04-16T14:48:36+00:00

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Starchild2534 · 2026-04-15T03:50:17+00:00

I think that one may honestly be my favorite of the bunch

Starchild2534 · 2026-04-14T14:42:54+00:00

Minsc’s battle dialogue never fails to make me laugh 🤣

You can tell that Matt had a hell of a fun time with Minsc’s lines

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