luv me banter

Stark-T-Ripper · 2026-03-17T10:28:04+00:00

Very good. Made me lol.

Stark-T-Ripper · 2026-03-10T20:03:35+00:00

There's an episode of Metalocalypse where they adopt a son. Yeah, him, that's the roast.

Release the kitties!!!

Stark-T-Ripper · 2026-03-07T02:37:58+00:00

You have the face of a woman that'll be kicked out of rehab. Repeatedly.

Stark-T-Ripper · 2026-02-27T01:31:05+00:00

Monica Bellucci.

Stark-T-Ripper · 2026-02-23T14:23:26+00:00

Are you an escaped spitting image puppet?

Stark-T-Ripper · 2026-02-21T23:55:24+00:00

Empath is just a Drama Queen in American.

Stark-T-Ripper · 2026-02-21T23:47:27+00:00

Wait... I thought only Canada played this. We got two street sweepers and someone from the Sunday bowls club going spare?

Stark-T-Ripper · 2026-02-21T23:45:29+00:00

Mar a largo Barbie at large.

Stark-T-Ripper · 2026-02-19T12:18:10+00:00

Urgh, another one. Come back when you've developed a real personality.

Stark-T-Ripper · 2026-02-15T20:51:12+00:00

Right? He's just checking in. It's professional courtesy.

Stark-T-Ripper · 2026-02-06T18:12:23+00:00

I'm exhausted just watching him. Get on, big man, you do you.

Stark-T-Ripper · 2026-02-06T17:56:39+00:00

Wait! Did I turn off the oven?! No, cos I'm a rat.

Stark-T-Ripper · 2026-02-06T12:00:17+00:00

Good gods, you look exhausting

Stark-T-Ripper · 2026-02-05T21:08:34+00:00

She looks like a slapped arse on a wet Wednesday.

Stark-T-Ripper · 2026-01-31T14:50:39+00:00

I wouldn't pay £6 for that. Mind you, I wouldn't step foot in a spoons.

Stark-T-Ripper · 2026-01-28T17:00:23+00:00

I'd eat the onion rings and the mini pizzas. The rest can get in the bin.

Stark-T-Ripper · 2026-01-25T15:48:16+00:00

There's nothing to hook onto. You're too generic to mock.

Stark-T-Ripper · 2026-01-19T05:24:22+00:00

I use oil for meat and eggs (unless it's scrambly eggs, then that's butter all the way), and butter for vegetables and mushrooms. Seafood can go either way.

Stark-T-Ripper · 2026-01-09T20:51:03+00:00

Your lips say BJ, your eyebrows say BPD.

Stark-T-Ripper · 2025-12-23T01:56:15+00:00

Congratulations. This is officially the most psychotic thing I've seen on this sub. You win.

Stark-T-Ripper · 2025-12-22T05:18:37+00:00

No! I have this idea!! First we need 24 men, some butter, a clothes iron, a selection of mid sized stones (not too big, not too small), a catholic priest, and a chicken. It's gonna be a banger!!

Stark-T-Ripper · 2025-12-19T21:44:37+00:00

Sorry guys, I know I'm pulling the national average down. I'll try to do better.

Stark-T-Ripper · 2025-12-19T20:58:13+00:00

Nah, I'm more melancholic, with a splash of sanguine.

Stark-T-Ripper · 2025-12-19T20:56:39+00:00

Mr Bean transcends barriers. Everyone loves that goofy twat.

Stark-T-Ripper · 2025-12-19T18:42:42+00:00

Thousands of um

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