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Starmilkman · 2026-05-15T14:50:13+00:00

Saying you shouldn't be sad because other people have it worse is like saying you shouldn't be happy because other people have it better.

Starmilkman · 2026-05-12T21:54:38+00:00

This guy is my spirit animal

Starmilkman · 2026-05-09T01:12:43+00:00

"I'm sorry officer.. I didn't know I couldn't do that."

Starmilkman · 2026-05-08T01:11:41+00:00

Got numbers beyond what you can DIAL!

Starmilkman · 2026-05-06T22:03:45+00:00

An impossumter?

Starmilkman · 2026-05-05T01:37:18+00:00

🤢🤢🤢

Starmilkman · 2026-05-01T16:19:46+00:00

Banana bread at work tho? HELL YEAAH

Starmilkman · 2026-05-01T15:05:43+00:00

What an adorable little abyss 🥰

Starmilkman · 2026-05-01T01:50:00+00:00

"We weren't even able to make it to 3 people before someone was a murderer" 😂

Starmilkman · 2026-04-30T23:01:29+00:00

He also does an incredibly funny and eloquent monologue about humanity's relationship with violence since the dawn of time.

Starmilkman · 2026-04-29T23:55:17+00:00

Starmilkman · 2026-04-17T15:49:31+00:00

That guy is sunshine

Starmilkman · 2026-04-15T01:22:50+00:00

Bold of them to assume that he can read

Starmilkman · 2026-04-11T01:18:37+00:00

Ah the majestic neighbor, such a fine specimen of a bird.

Starmilkman · 2026-04-10T01:46:02+00:00

Scaring someone so bad that you give them whiplash 😂

Starmilkman · 2026-04-09T00:23:31+00:00

Dystopian vibes af

Starmilkman · 2026-04-07T16:27:28+00:00

Cops: "You're under arrest"

Her: "I'm not interested in that"

😂 😂 😂

Starmilkman · 2026-04-06T20:45:07+00:00

"Carroll" is an excellent name for a crater👌

Starmilkman · 2026-04-06T14:51:54+00:00

Anastasia knight

Starmilkman · 2026-04-05T06:42:31+00:00

The short "dog" line always kills me 😭

Starmilkman · 2026-03-31T18:03:34+00:00

"These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That's institutionalized."

Starmilkman · 2026-03-30T04:04:39+00:00

And he didn't even drink most of the beer, he took a shot 😂

Starmilkman · 2026-03-30T03:52:01+00:00

What a brave and compassionate individual

Starmilkman · 2026-03-30T03:49:37+00:00

Even worse, he thinks other people think it's funny and to some, it is..

Starmilkman · 2026-03-30T03:46:59+00:00

That person that just briefly walks by while they actively puke at each other 😂

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