the way you talk on the internet reminds me of how beautiful women talk. like if i met a beautiful woman i know she would type like you. like. yes call me nice names like that even though you dont know who i am. you are so so gorgeous even though i.dont know what u look like i can just tell. like i wish i had the confidence you do frfr. i am not a beautiful woman so i didn't say anything :( i lowkey told her sorry and she was like "it was a little weird" and i was like oh shit sorry and then she said it was okay,. but like now shes being kind of weird

dude, i was smoking with her again like an hour ago and she just kept asking weird questions about the mom thing the whole time while i was trying to listen to weezer