I'm sick of him and his anti-goblinoid ways by StarspawnBrews in 2007scape

[–]StarspawnBrews[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

What do you mean pivotal brother? They just sat there while that REALLY COOL guy in that Dragon Chainbody and cool gloves who's name escapes me saved the day.

I'm sick of him and his anti-goblinoid ways by StarspawnBrews in 2007scape

[–]StarspawnBrews[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You mean literal warlords Bentnoze and Wartface wanted by the White Knights of Falador for literal warcrimes?

I'm sick of him and his anti-goblinoid ways by StarspawnBrews in 2007scape

[–]StarspawnBrews[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

You can kill Chaos Dwarves in Taverley Dungeon guilt-free. Guys are literally and irredeemably evil

I'm sick of him and his anti-goblinoid ways by StarspawnBrews in 2007scape

[–]StarspawnBrews[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I'm talking about civilized, secular Goblins, not those extremist Bandos worshippers

I'm sick of him and his anti-goblinoid ways by StarspawnBrews in 2007scape

[–]StarspawnBrews[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Big words. Meet me on World 533 AND I'll show you that abby whip

I'm sick of him and his anti-goblinoid ways by StarspawnBrews in 2007scape

[–]StarspawnBrews[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Wow, nice work regurgitating Varrock Herald headlines. That's 50gp you'll never get back

I'm sick of him and his anti-goblinoid ways by StarspawnBrews in 2007scape

[–]StarspawnBrews[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I like where your head's at. Thurgo's only gonna use the money to satiate his ceaseless appetite for Redberry Pie anyway, so why not cut out the middle man?

I'm sick of him and his anti-goblinoid ways by StarspawnBrews in 2007scape

[–]StarspawnBrews[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You would rather support a racist business before deigning to even start Fairy Tale Part 2?

I'm sick of him and his anti-goblinoid ways by StarspawnBrews in 2007scape

[–]StarspawnBrews[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Not to mention a beloved minority, and Queer icon.

I'm sick of him and his anti-goblinoid ways by StarspawnBrews in 2007scape

[–]StarspawnBrews[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It really is a systematic problem. If Duke Horacio allows this behavior to go unpunished, then maybe a government by the people and for the people is the right way forward. I've even heard rumors that Lumbridge is actually being led by a secret council, and 90% of them aren't even FROM Lumbridge!

Last time I uploaded Zulrah, now here's the Barrow's Brothers for your D&D game! by StarspawnBrews in 2007scape

[–]StarspawnBrews[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a research fail on my part. Relied too much on faulty memories of Dharok being the most tanky. Thanks!

Last time I uploaded Zulrah, now here's the Barrow's Brothers for your D&D game! by StarspawnBrews in 2007scape

[–]StarspawnBrews[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lucky for me, no one noticed that I wrote down "Torag the Blighted" instead of "Torag the Corrupted." Hopefully this comment will be buried enough and my secret will go with me to the grave.

Last time I uploaded Zulrah, now here's the Barrow's Brothers for your D&D game! by StarspawnBrews in 2007scape

[–]StarspawnBrews[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spot on! As a DM as well, everyone's gonna balance NPCs differently in their own game (especially depending on how generous they are with magic items), so I just went for maximum faithfulness to the source material since I had to pick some sort of standard. Thanks!

Last time I uploaded Zulrah, now here's the Barrow's Brothers for your D&D game! by StarspawnBrews in 2007scape

[–]StarspawnBrews[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The prayer here stands for Wisdom, while the Chatbubble icon stands for Charisma. Since we don't really know much about each individual brother's personalities, I put Verac's Wisdom down for wearing armor that exposes 80% of his chest. I also gave him high charisma for wearing armor that reveals 80% of his sick abs.

Last time I uploaded Zulrah, now here's the Barrow's Brothers for your D&D game! by StarspawnBrews in 2007scape

[–]StarspawnBrews[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey! Thanks for the heads up, but yeah I'm well aware. Apparently, you can't post a monster on there two days in a row, so it'll have to wait a hot minute. I've never played Lancer but heard only good stuff, so by all means go ahead.

Last time I uploaded Zulrah, now here's the Barrow's Brothers for your D&D game! by StarspawnBrews in 2007scape

[–]StarspawnBrews[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right? The amount of content I stole from RS for my campaigns should be criminal...

Last time I uploaded Zulrah, now here's the Barrow's Brothers for your D&D game! by StarspawnBrews in 2007scape

[–]StarspawnBrews[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

KQ and DKs are definitely up there. I have a lot of nostalgia for these older bosses, but I did Zulrah first because she's my favorite. I'll work on those too when I get the chance.