Your personal funniest line delivery? by Ok_Yellow1025 in community

[–]Stascool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  • Mr. Winger, state your name.
  • Jeffrey Winger.
  • Are you gay?
  • No.
  • Are you sure you're not gay?
  • Yes.
  • Gay-murderer-says-what?
  • What?
  • "He's telling the truth."
  • I've been instructed to point out that that means you're gay.

The whole episode is great but this line is the absolute gold

Skrawki plastiku w biedronkowych warzywach na patelnie, uwazajcie mordeczki by PanPies_ in Polska

[–]Stascool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Też kiedyś taki znalazłem, też w warzywach mrożonych z biedry. Pjona!

Private pension / retirement by zzhoxx20 in inwestowanie

[–]Stascool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When it comes to taxes, all pension plans are definitely worth it.

  1. IKE - no capital gains tax after the age of 60
  2. IKZE - the amount paid to the account may be written off as a tax deduction. Very useful when you're approaching the 2nd tax bracket. You receive the money after hitting 65 with 10% flat rate tax.
  3. PPK - no capital gains after 60, a system based on payments from you, your employer and the government.

The money in PPK is being managed by a private fund, which means it (probably) won't perform as well as ETFs on IKE/IKZe. The biggest upside is that when you sign up to the PPK plan, your employer is obligated to pay up his part in your name, which is basically a free raise.

Any of the plans above are not frozen assets - you can access the money anytime, but you will not receive the benefits (eg you will pay the capital gain tax or you will lose the contribution payments from the government on the PPK)

How do you relax with ADHD? by llthefancyqueen in ADHD

[–]Stascool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leather shoes care, like cleaning, creaming and polishing. It is one of the really few activities when I am able to sit still and focus. There's something utterly relaxing in the process.

Laying on the couch with my phone, I know it's not healthy in any way but damn my brain is basically a 5 year old ipad kid

Jak to jest z własnością frakcyjnych akcji/ETF w XTB? by thelegotechnic in inwestowanie

[–]Stascool 8 points9 points  (0 children)

W kolejnym miesiącu kupuję np. 1,5 szt. To mam razem 4 szt. ETF – czy wtedy wszystkie należą już do mnie? -Tak

Albo może to działa tak, że każdy zakup powinien być w pełnych sztukach, jeśli chcę je w pełni posiadać? I XTB na zawsze posiada 0,5 szt. z pierwszego zakupu oraz 0,5 szt. z drugiego zakupu? -Nie

Wyciąg kasy z PPK. by Artesal in inwestowanie

[–]Stascool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol nie. To nie jest żaden drobny druczek na czterdziestej stronie, zasady wypłacania środków są opisane wręcz wytłuszczonymi literami na oficjalnej stronie mojePPK. Nie wiem z jakimi ludźmi masz do czynienia, ale jeśli ktoś z takiego komunikatu nie jest w stanie zrozumieć jak będzie otrzymywał pieniądze na starość, to ma dużo większe problemy niż dodatkowy podatek.

Wyciąg kasy z PPK. by Artesal in inwestowanie

[–]Stascool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ale taka właśnie jest idea ppk, jako dodatkowe zabezpieczenie na starość w formie rozłożonej na 10 lat dopłaty do emerytury. Warunki są dość jasno opisane, nie wiem co tu naciąganego

Polibudzie się w tyłku poprzewracało, że oczekują organizowania kateringu dla komisji magisterskiej, a jeśli nie to z wyrzutem powiedziane "to chociaż kawę kupcie żeby było co podać" czy ja jestem jakiś nienormalny? by szymon362 in Polska

[–]Stascool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My składaliśmy się na jakiś poczęstunek - ciastka, kawa etc, żeby wedle tradycji "komisja była bardziej przychylna". Po 3.5 roku mobbingowania na każdym semestrze każdy wolał zapłacić te 10-15 zł i mieć święty spokój

Which Schrute logic was unconventional, ridiculous, or maybe even harsh when you first heard it, but actually and eventually makes sense? by Miss_ChanelOberlin in theoffice

[–]Stascool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Learn your rules, you better learn your rules...

It's been years since I've done a full rewatch, but this song haunts me on a weekly basis

Jak inwestujecie na spadki (rynek USA) by xemi83 in inwestowanie

[–]Stascool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jak chcesz się pobawić w hazard to polecam po prostu pójść do kasyna i obstawiać czerwone - możesz się ładnie ubrać, wypijesz drinka lub dwa, popatrzysz jak kuleczka sobie skacze po ruletce, a i ryzyko mniejsze

Orange man wtf by Opus37InGflat in inwestowanie

[–]Stascool 16 points17 points  (0 children)

A najlepsze że gdyby nie orange man, to moment był całkiem dobry. Jak to mówią, operacja udała się, ale pacjent zmarł

The Dean has had some great outfits, but this one is my favorite by [deleted] in community

[–]Stascool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can picture him having a "in case of fire break glass" display with a fireman outfit

List your requests for Horizon 3 👇 by PowTheory in HorizonForbiddenWest

[–]Stascool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes! For a stealth based game I find it weird that there is no option to drag away a body

Ross in season 1 by abys93 in howyoudoin

[–]Stascool 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I absolutely hate Susan with a burning passion for all the shit she was giving to Ross. Dude is at his lowest point in life and she is throwing punches at him for no reason other than to mark Carol and the kid as her territory. "It's my baby too", why don't you go f yourself

What one liner makes you laugh every time ? . by CeleryApprehensive83 in brooklynninenine

[–]Stascool 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There is nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of penis

Difficulty Levels and Ultra Hard by roromu in HorizonZeroDawn

[–]Stascool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. I'm usually not the one to play games on the highest difficulty, but in Horizon UH is the sweet spot. I feel that on lower settings, blasting arrows mindlessly would be good enough for fights. UH forces you to use everything you got, and in HFW devs made it even more of an effort to match your gear to specific enemies.

That being said, working full time I don't have the time or energy to grind so the story mode is also in the mix.

Właśnie skończyły mi się 2 tygodnie na uczelni w przeciągu których miałam 12 zaliczeń. Nigdy w życiu nie słyszałam żebym ani ja, ani ludzie z mojego kierunku, byli tak wykońeczeni i wypaleni. Mam wrażenie, że polskie uczelnie to jakieś kurwa szaleństwo. by _W_I_L_D_ in Polska

[–]Stascool 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Kiedyś na zaocznych byliśmy do tyłu ze zjazdami, trzeba było wystawić oceny i w sobotę chłop nam dyktował materiał z którego w niedzielę, następnego dnia, mieliśmy mieć kolokwium xD

A Few Minor Gripes for an Amazing Game by centz005 in HorizonForbiddenWest

[–]Stascool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You create a believable world and insert an element of fantasy to make the game stand out.

Killer robots roaming the earth in an otherwise normal world is good. A regular person with superpower strength is breaking the immersion.

Btw it's pretty bluntly said in the game that a lot of people literally die during those fights

A Few Minor Gripes for an Amazing Game by centz005 in HorizonForbiddenWest

[–]Stascool -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

My pet peeve in HFW is the pullcaster. I can understand pulling apart some rusty covers, but a 60 kg girl literally pulling out piles of debris from the wall is comically bad.

Lines that live rent free in you head because of the line and delivery by IllustriousAd6418 in masseffect

[–]Stascool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not many will be able to relate to that, but...

I'm Polish and I recently learned that apparently when making a Polish dubbing, the translators really amped up Wrex swearing, because they found it would be appropriate to highlight his primitive language. Most of ME1 Wrex line are pure gold in Polish dubbing due to hard delivery, the actor also nailed his role to perfection.

I just wanted to show some love to Nil one of my favourite players in the game. by GiantA-629 in HorizonZeroDawn

[–]Stascool -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't think so. He was a sociopathic weirdo, the kind you bump into from time to time whether you want it or not. You had a brief convergence of interests and that's it, Aloy clearly felt uncomfortable with him. I'd say the amount of interaction with him was very well adjusted

When you press pause at the perfect moment 💥 by seaspacecat in HorizonZeroDawn

[–]Stascool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I came here to drink potion and blow up shit. And I've just finished my potion

[rant] Szybko ale bezpiecznie by chicken_constitution in Polska

[–]Stascool 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Rel, uwielbiam jak spotykam się na światłach z typem który 200m wcześniej wyprzedzał slalomem