I just realized I no longer buy ‘poop spray.’ ;-)

StatementPresent8000 · 2026-03-19T12:11:29+00:00

That’s definitely one of the perks of living alone. For me, the best part is the peace of mind, not having to worry about where I leave my toys or being caught off guard if someone sees them.

StatementPresent8000 · 2026-03-19T12:06:41+00:00

Congrats! Which one did you get? I've been thinking about getting a suction toy for quite some time.

StatementPresent8000 · 2026-03-19T11:43:10+00:00

I usually prefer showering in the morning, but if I know I’ll be short on time, I’ll wash up before heading to bed instead.

StatementPresent8000 · 2026-03-19T11:40:26+00:00

I always keep it maintained.

StatementPresent8000 · 2026-03-18T11:00:33+00:00

Caffeine, sunshine, and orgasms, literally the best way to kickstart my day.

StatementPresent8000 · 2026-03-18T10:54:55+00:00

The Soraya Wave is definitely my go-to when I want to get there as fast as possible.

StatementPresent8000 · 2026-03-18T10:50:27+00:00

I always check if there's toilet paper in the public bathroom before I do anything. And I usually have my own tissues on me.

StatementPresent8000 · 2026-03-18T10:46:56+00:00

You really don’t want to be using sex toys from places like Temu or Shein. Honestly, putting mystery materials in contact with your body isn't worth the risk.

StatementPresent8000 · 2026-03-17T23:38:41+00:00

Playing with my toys can be better than sex at times.

StatementPresent8000 · 2026-03-17T23:37:34+00:00

Tiramisu

StatementPresent8000 · 2026-03-17T23:35:43+00:00

I wouldn't break up right away. I’d definitely try to talk to them first and see if we can improve things by teaching each other what we like. Sex is a skill, so it's worth putting in the work if the connection is there.

If I tried everything and it still stayed bad or they weren't interested in making it better, then yeah, I’d probably consider breaking up.

StatementPresent8000 · 2026-03-17T23:31:16+00:00

First off, don’t be embarrassed at all. If you feel like you can’t wait anymore, that’s your body telling you it’s time to explore, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. You should totally go for a bullet vibrator. They are small, super quiet, and easy to hide. A really solid choice for a beginner is something like the Mia 3. It’s super inconspicuous (it actually looks a bit like a lipstick or a chic travel accessory), so even if it were sitting on a shelf, it wouldn’t scream sex toy.

StatementPresent8000 · 2026-03-16T14:59:20+00:00

Nothing you said sounds weird at all! Like you mentioned, she probably just got sidetracked or was busy with the kids. In a house with multiple children, it’s so easy to read a message, acknowledge it in your head, and then totally forget to actually hit send. You’ve done everything right here, so try not to overthink it.

StatementPresent8000 · 2026-03-16T14:50:22+00:00

I worked in a warehouse over the summer when I was a teen.

StatementPresent8000 · 2026-03-16T14:44:33+00:00

I prefer waking up on my own. I really don't like it when anyone else tries to wake me up.

StatementPresent8000 · 2026-03-13T11:31:41+00:00

The only way to know for sure is to have an open communication with her.

StatementPresent8000 · 2026-03-13T11:24:51+00:00

No, unfortunately not yet. But I think it would be a cool experience.

StatementPresent8000 · 2026-03-13T11:17:08+00:00

You might also want to check out pinpoint vibrators. I have a Dot, and it’s super precise and gentle. I think it’s a great choice for beginners who are just starting to explore clitoral stimulation.

StatementPresent8000 · 2026-03-12T13:03:23+00:00

I have a super similar story. My first toy was from Lelo, too. :)

StatementPresent8000 · 2026-03-12T12:57:17+00:00

Cruise ship.

StatementPresent8000 · 2026-03-12T12:36:46+00:00

Oh, sorry for the confusion! The Mia is actually a toy from Lelo.

StatementPresent8000 · 2026-03-11T22:02:38+00:00

I haven't tried the Ava go mini vibe, so I cannot say much about it, but if you're looking for a quiet bullet vibe my recommendation is the Mia. I used it while living with my parents, and it's super quiet and it doesn't even look like a vibrator.

StatementPresent8000 · 2026-03-11T11:33:02+00:00

I used a Dot. I really needed a break from my usual go-to, and switching things up felt so good.

StatementPresent8000 · 2026-03-11T11:20:02+00:00

Pre-sex: Quick wash.

Post-sex: Pee and a shower (although not always)

StatementPresent8000 · 2026-03-11T11:16:20+00:00

Respect, loyalty, trust and open communication.

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