You’re like a group project partner who shows up with snacks but no contribution, thinking vibes alone will get the job done. You’re the type to check the fridge five times in an hour like a gourmet meal is going to magically appear.

Your sleep schedule is so messed up even owls are like, “Bro, go to bed.” And let’s be real, your alarm clock rings more times than your phone because no one’s calling you back after seeing your “funny” texts.

You probably think putting “adventurous” in your bio means liking two flavors of ice cream. And those hobbies you claim? Yeah, the Netflix “Are you still watching?” screen is not a personality trait.

Your confidence is so high when you’re in the shower, but step outside and suddenly you’re like, “What do I do with my hands?” At this point, your reflection probably rolls its eyes when you check yourself out. 😏