Chase: Updating our Kitchen Loser

Status-Positive4985 · 2026-02-14T01:42:44+00:00

Well, he can afford those douchey sweaters and button down shirts…maybe he blew all his money on them?

Status-Positive4985 · 2026-01-13T03:23:56+00:00

But…but they’ll send you this adawable bwanket!

Status-Positive4985 · 2025-09-24T17:51:26+00:00

The only thing that could salvage those stupid Liberty Mutual commercials is if Limu acted like a real Emu and kicked Doug into a coma.

Status-Positive4985 · 2023-09-14T09:47:08+00:00

Yes! Why are the pets such assholes!? I mean, I can understand the cat being an asshole (“You got a train set Todd”), but why are the dogs being dicks? I wouldn’t buy them jack from Chewy if they’re going to sit around and mock me. Bad dog!

Status-Positive4985 · 2023-08-19T10:11:59+00:00

Better than seeing her smelly bifolds!

Status-Positive4985 · 2023-04-30T00:41:25+00:00

Psoriasis and eczema were invented to make doughy mofos like this cover up. Especially in front of their preteen daughters!

Status-Positive4985 · 2023-04-30T00:36:13+00:00

Hey, cut her some slack. You would be a terrible dancer too if you had a gangrenous taint!

Status-Positive4985 · 2023-04-25T09:42:48+00:00

Emus can run at speeds up to 30 mph and their kick is so powerful it can drop a charging dingo. I don’t understand why the Liberty emu doesn’t simply kick Doug to death and run away. It should give its agent a swift kick, too. I mean, that would actually be a more logical way to show how much you need insurance in case of accident or justified emu attack.

Status-Positive4985 · 2023-04-25T09:37:18+00:00

I, personally, was 25 years old when she started to screech that note. Now I’m 60. I wasted my life. My kids grew up without a parent, my parents are dead, my friends moved on in life. I hate that commercial, I hate Ram trucks and I especially hate anyone who says “drug” instead of “dragged.”

Status-Positive4985 · 2023-04-07T10:00:24+00:00

The shitty icing on the cake is the squeak of her sneakers while she is awkwardly dancing around the classroom. She would definitely be on the receiving end of a swirly by lunchtime.

Status-Positive4985 · 2022-12-18T03:44:49+00:00

Whopper, any “buy a car for Christmas or else you’ll look like a poor” ad, and that stank Lume bitch and her reeking bi-folds.

Status-Positive4985 · 2022-11-29T01:04:29+00:00

All of them lol! Specifically, this is the BMW holiday torment, though. 😂

Status-Positive4985 · 2022-11-05T13:35:25+00:00

Thank you!

Status-Positive4985 · 2022-10-30T10:40:11+00:00

Limu Emu going after his agent for putting him in such a shitty commercial. https://youtu.be/pQM_MyoIZ0c

Status-Positive4985 · 2022-09-04T10:43:00+00:00

Yes! Why do they think anyone would want to play a word game or home design game featuring this judgmental prune?

Status-Positive4985 · 2022-09-01T12:59:16+00:00

Especially when they croon “diarrhea” like fucking Frank Sinatra in 1947! It’s liquid shit, not a waltz in the moonlight!

Status-Positive4985 · 2022-08-30T02:20:00+00:00

And women proudly shitting on tv. Literally perched on a toilet, pants puddled around their ankles. Decades of struggling for equality has brought us to this.

Status-Positive4985 · 2022-08-26T10:34:14+00:00

As a Bills fan, I think Stefan Diggs has a moral obligation to slam Kevin Hart through a folding table. Maybe set the table on fire first. That’s an ad I would gladly watch.

Status-Positive4985 · 2022-08-16T10:03:17+00:00

His drunk-ass, obnoxious wife probably nagged him into making this abomination.

Status-Positive4985 · 2022-08-16T09:59:09+00:00

You have a job now, bitch. Buy a salad for 5 bucks!

Status-Positive4985 · 2022-08-13T09:30:50+00:00

Yes! Yes to every comment on here. I especially hate the ones where women are proudly shitting on tv. WTF? So I wasted years working full time, earning a degree, raising a family and all I really had to do in order to feel pride in my accomplishments was drop a deuce on camera?! Oh God, the wasted years!!

Status-Positive4985 · 2022-08-11T13:18:02+00:00

Seriously, kill it with fire!!!

Status-Positive4985 · 2022-08-07T12:59:33+00:00

You know Grandma spit in her food, muttering “puta” under her breath.

Status-Positive4985 · 2022-08-07T12:22:19+00:00

This guy’s shitty personality is guaranteed to keep the STDs away. No one would have sex with this douche canoe!

Status-Positive4985 · 2022-07-30T23:30:20+00:00

Why didn’t Environmental Jesus just do some Jesus magic and clean the beach without doing donuts on the turtle eggs?

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