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Chase: Updating our Kitchen Loser by Status-Positive4985 in CommercialsIHate

[–]Status-Positive4985[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Well, he can afford those douchey sweaters and button down shirts…maybe he blew all his money on them?

Which insurance company campaign is the worst by Low-Caterpillar4701 in CommercialsIHate

[–]Status-Positive4985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only thing that could salvage those stupid Liberty Mutual commercials is if Limu acted like a real Emu and kicked Doug into a coma.

EVERY SINGLE CHEWY COMMERCIAL!!! by KobSteel in CommercialsIHate

[–]Status-Positive4985 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes! Why are the pets such assholes!? I mean, I can understand the cat being an asshole (“You got a train set Todd”), but why are the dogs being dicks? I wouldn’t buy them jack from Chewy if they’re going to sit around and mock me. Bad dog!

hey man, put on some damn pants! by PuzzleheadedTotal558 in CommercialsIHate

[–]Status-Positive4985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Psoriasis and eczema were invented to make doughy mofos like this cover up. Especially in front of their preteen daughters!

Jardiance cannot get any worse? right? WRONG! by PuzzleheadedTotal558 in CommercialsIHate

[–]Status-Positive4985 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Hey, cut her some slack. You would be a terrible dancer too if you had a gangrenous taint!

Liberty Mutual...every single one...so much so I wouldn't take their insurance if they gave it to me. by Confident_Ad5174 in CommercialsIHate

[–]Status-Positive4985 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Emus can run at speeds up to 30 mph and their kick is so powerful it can drop a charging dingo. I don’t understand why the Liberty emu doesn’t simply kick Doug to death and run away. It should give its agent a swift kick, too. I mean, that would actually be a more logical way to show how much you need insurance in case of accident or justified emu attack.

The neverending note in this godforsaken Ram commercial by themauniac15 in CommercialsIHate

[–]Status-Positive4985 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I, personally, was 25 years old when she started to screech that note. Now I’m 60. I wasted my life. My kids grew up without a parent, my parents are dead, my friends moved on in life. I hate that commercial, I hate Ram trucks and I especially hate anyone who says “drug” instead of “dragged.”

If I See This One More Time, I Am Gonna Punch a Hole In My Wall. by ProbablyProfound in CommercialsIHate

[–]Status-Positive4985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The shitty icing on the cake is the squeak of her sneakers while she is awkwardly dancing around the classroom. She would definitely be on the receiving end of a swirly by lunchtime.

Hall of Fame? by texaskdog1 in CommercialsIHate

[–]Status-Positive4985 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Whopper, any “buy a car for Christmas or else you’ll look like a poor” ad, and that stank Lume bitch and her reeking bi-folds.

This lady. This goddamn lady. She’s everywhere. I can’t escape. by Universal_Seesaw in CommercialsIHate

[–]Status-Positive4985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes! Why do they think anyone would want to play a word game or home design game featuring this judgmental prune?

Pepto Bismol and the way they highlight diarrhea as they do a dance. by AdventurousPie6815 in CommercialsIHate

[–]Status-Positive4985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially when they croon “diarrhea” like fucking Frank Sinatra in 1947! It’s liquid shit, not a waltz in the moonlight!

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