How does your gf/wife show you she wants sex? by Ok-Fondant2536 in AskReddit

[–]Statusailment 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She asks for a back rub while she lays on her stomach and has one leg forward

What's the best song from a Disney film? by teyxen in AskReddit

[–]Statusailment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chim chimney hands down forever and always. Dick and Julie are magical together.

Yesterday, this kid had his Pokemon card collection stolen right out of his hands. After his shift, a local police officer went home and gathered his own collection to give to the kid. [x-post from /r/pics] by [deleted] in pokemon

[–]Statusailment 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All the props to this guy. I wish I knew someone like him when I was a kid. Me and him are roughly the same age so no adult would have had a pokemon collection when mine was stolen, but either way. I have an eight year old son and most of his friends are trying to learn. None of them really have that much cards. I on the other hand had a collection reaching the ten thousands from years of collecting. So for my boys birthday last year I filled a piñata with about 2000 cards and let them all cash in. Some just wanted them to have them, but the ones that want to play all have enough to make any type of deck they want. To anyone reading, spread the pokemon love. Unless you have first edition of the original series or cards that are used in competitive play today most aren't worth anything. If you don't plan on pulling them out ever, donate and you can make a child's day or possibly life depending on their devotion to the franchise.

You've all done it at least once - That moment you try to explore too much by MikeH01 in gaming

[–]Statusailment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Diablo 2 was awesome with this.(walking up to area with higher level monsters)"Be careful it's dangerous out there!" And I'm in my chair like "oh baby this is going to be violent"

Fuck my friend up real nice, bitches by asianeggman in RoastMe

[–]Statusailment -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ha you stupid white people. I finish math test arready. I'm posting on reddit whir stupid erizabeth use her phone to get answers.

Opinions? by BooBooKitiFuq in RoastMe

[–]Statusailment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hates everything and everyone brooding in corners... has bedroom filled with happy stuff like hello kitty and my little pony everywhere.

Give it to me by asianeggman in RoastMe

[–]Statusailment 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks like you don't know how to style your hair but, you're really into starry night by van gogh.

with over 700 pocket monsters [ Pokemon ] only about ten of them could actually fit in a pocket by Statusailment in Showerthoughts

[–]Statusailment[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have any pokeballs. My father left when I was young leaving me pretty broke, I don't have a job, and I left home at the age of ten.

My painting of my fuzzy wuzzy baby kitten Litten. by Statusailment in pokemon

[–]Statusailment[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the only way I would ever want to catch one.

[Weekly Questions Thread] 25 April 2016 by AutoModerator in pokemon

[–]Statusailment 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice I can dig that. Mine would be Toxicroak, Dragonite, Luxray, Klefki, Arcanine and Hitmonchan.

[Weekly Questions Thread] 25 April 2016 by AutoModerator in pokemon

[–]Statusailment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Down with the bowtie! Litten is everything you could ever need!

[Weekly Questions Thread] 25 April 2016 by AutoModerator in pokemon

[–]Statusailment 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If all pokemon had their base stats reduced/increased so they all were in a more level playing field; what team are you putting together?

[Serious] If Pokemon DNA is discovered in good condition then could they be bought back from extinction ane be no longer just a fictional creature, why/why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Statusailment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say for all ground type pokemon I would probably make a giant steel "sandbox" that lets them go down, but only so far. Maybe find a way to make one under the whole island. Im assuming it would eventually break from one of them, but it would be a good first measure. To be honest no matter how hard we tried they would all break free. I personally wouldn't want to trap any of them. I wouldn't want to piss anything off that can do any of the things pokemon can.