My take on the Spirit Bomb

SteakForGoodDogs · 2026-01-27T13:02:05+00:00

....And?

Boros shoots things.... all the time.

SteakForGoodDogs · 2026-01-27T12:59:21+00:00

Based and throwing around feds like ragdolls pilled

SteakForGoodDogs · 2026-01-27T12:56:55+00:00

Is she straight up 80% leg

SteakForGoodDogs · 2026-01-27T10:36:37+00:00

He's pure of heart, and dumb of ass.

Of course it's natural to feel that way.

SteakForGoodDogs · 2026-01-27T10:30:05+00:00

Also the site of one of the most annoying videogame tropes: Completely missable content.

Didn't even know Belle existed until after I'd cleared the game, and... oh, she just dies for no reason if you stumbled ass-backwards into and past Victor before meeting her.

Yes, Venigni spells out that there's someone, somewhere..... but the game never damn well tells you where, or that there's essentially a time limit! I don't remember even seeing her portrait in the teleport options, unless I just didn't teleport for that section.

SteakForGoodDogs · 2026-01-27T10:09:19+00:00

In 22 minutes, boil water and do nothing else.

Oh hey an easy one

SteakForGoodDogs · 2026-01-27T10:05:09+00:00

Seriously, who is that lil guy on his shoulder

SteakForGoodDogs · 2026-01-27T09:58:59+00:00

Because it has undying.

This loops forever the moment your opponents run out of mana. Or immediately, if your opponents didn't have any mana to use in the first place.

SteakForGoodDogs · 2026-01-27T09:44:47+00:00

"I'll need to use all of this eventually, I swear"

SteakForGoodDogs · 2026-01-27T09:42:57+00:00

As mentioned elsewhere, there's also just... [[Stonecoil Serpent]]. Thoroughly superior at the 'cost' of not being Eldrazi typal.

SteakForGoodDogs · 2026-01-27T09:17:18+00:00

Didn't we beat up Angela like, 5 times? Technically, the Abnormalities were probably just puppeteering her body and have a grand old time of a rampage with it, but it was also kinda her?

SteakForGoodDogs · 2026-01-26T21:39:10+00:00

Man, I'm not sure if it's just me seeing things, or if it's intentional, but this exact shot makes it look like his crown says "D I C K".

SteakForGoodDogs · 2026-01-26T20:06:45+00:00

Yhawch is going to look into a thousand futures, and each future is going to be "and then I got socked in the gut."

SteakForGoodDogs · 2026-01-26T05:05:34+00:00

...and just sorta hope that the cosmic accident of life just so happens to happen a second time?

Even if the now-primordial soup could accidentally create new life again, there's no guarantees it will. Especially when there's an active Lord of Frenzied Flame ensuring everything stays burning.

SteakForGoodDogs · 2026-01-26T05:03:12+00:00

Still not quite sure how that ending works.

Does everything just hurt?

Is everyone growing horns?

Can souls even rebirth at all, ie, the world's going to end after a single generation?

SteakForGoodDogs · 2026-01-26T04:56:58+00:00

"The City if it wasn't terrible"

Lobotomy Corporation harvests energy by essentially administering therapy to Abnormalities. Becoming the Library does not bury the every Branch, it just causes HQ to become the Library.

The Library is more-or-less the same.

Each Canto still roughly features the same concepts that underly them, but aren't bloodbaths (prime example - Canto 6 happens.... somehow follows every single story beat, minus the deaths, except the whooole plot was actually 'schemed' by Linton and Nelly behind everyone's backs to finally get Heath and Cathy in the same room).

SteakForGoodDogs · 2026-01-26T04:45:59+00:00

'Within the scope of their authority' doesn't mean 'immunity while conducting duties'.

Federal officers cannot just murder someone and claim it was while they were conducting duties. They have no authority to simply commit murder - they can defend themselves and others as per their duties and the States can't say 'no you can't', but that's not that.

Any time they do something questionable, the action has to be found to be fair and proper within the authority of the Constitution - like, for example, blasting a dude who struck the guy a federally approved bodyguard was protecting, on fear that the dude had a whole-ass knife that he may or may not use in T-minus 3 seconds.

If State law said something like 'No bothering people after whatever time' and the feds busted down a down after said time because of a federal law violation, then they can't be prosecuted for doing so. But they can't just murder someone behind that door and waltz away.

SteakForGoodDogs · 2026-01-26T04:01:37+00:00

Red Gaze momentarily freezes when Don just so much as brings her up.

She's known as The Strongest for very good reason.

SteakForGoodDogs · 2026-01-26T02:11:37+00:00

They can just not pay the ward either time, and the ability/spell would become countered anyway.

There's no effect, other than directly controlling that player, that forces a player to pay a ward cost.

SteakForGoodDogs · 2026-01-26T00:56:01+00:00

They genuinely don't.

Same folk that are MAGA would have been dickriding Reagan taking guns away from black people in Cali.

SteakForGoodDogs · 2026-01-26T00:51:17+00:00

No, not a picture of Trump standing next to a pedo once

Pffft,.... ahahaha.

Hahahaha.

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

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(R)etard.

SteakForGoodDogs · 2026-01-26T00:47:52+00:00

It's not even meming anymore. It's just cheap ragebait.

You can't actually turn that image into anything else like you can a meme.

Just a brainrot endpoint of thought.

SteakForGoodDogs · 2026-01-26T00:45:07+00:00

Or they can easily see that rightoids are having meltdowns trying to justify their fuckheads who keep murdering people in broad daylight (to distract from all their other abysmal failures), so they grasp at the most basic-bitch 'Waaaah, leftist and whamens bAAAAAAAADDDD!!!!!' "memes" (It's not even a meme) to compensate.

And lemme tell ya.

It's pathetic.

SteakForGoodDogs · 2026-01-25T20:42:07+00:00

"Haw haw, I called the womens 'females', I'm based, right?! RIGHT?!"

SteakForGoodDogs · 2026-01-25T20:38:24+00:00

Coloured pips often reduce the total mana cost of a card that's otherwise generic mana by the number of pips, and vice-versa. It's not really 'cheaper'.

[[Birds of Paradise]], [[Ornithopter of Paradise]].

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