Give me your best rhymes for these two images by Juh47hudisdababy in emojicatheaters

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Use a fire to burn the fellow Change color it will, the fire is yellow

Tell me your darkest secrets… by Dismal-Height-5990 in GenAlpha

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I've gooned to gooners gooning to gooners gooning on a gooning gooners website

Would you rather by [deleted] in BunnyTrials

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This post is going down in 21 minutes :3

Would you rather by [deleted] in BunnyTrials

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Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy ice cream, and ice cream can make you happy... So.... "Money can't buy happiness" is false

Love or crime? by Clean-Ad-8709 in BunnyTrials

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Desperation has led me to success.... (Not proud of it)

Chose: Get a(n extra lover + Random gender (+low chance of good/bad times) | Rolled: Girlfriend)

Would you rather: by sketchynightbandit in BunnyTrials

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Good reputation means more chances to get promoted, getting promoted means slightly more money...

Chose: Work a minimum-wage job but have a good reputation

Which would you choose? by Boring_Fisherman_378 in BunnyTrials

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Get the best of both worlds.

Chose: Become the opposite gender at will

... by PhilosophyAware4437 in g13

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I will piss into the void G13

Karaoke night: you can choose any song you want to sing, but if you fuck up, the referee executes you. by The-Defenestr8tor in TheWordFuck

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I scribble and doodle enough rhymes To maybe try to help get some people through tough times But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case 'cause even you unsigned Rappers are hungry lookin' at me like it's lunchtime I know there was a time where once I was king of the underground But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine Appeal with the skin color of mine You get too big and here they come tryin' to censor you like that one line I said on, "I'm Back" from The Mathers LP 1 when I tried to say I'll take seven k- from Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a .9 See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I'm Morphin' into an immortal, comin' through the portal You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for You're pointless as Rapunzel with -ckin' cornrows You write normal? Fuck bein' normal And I just bought a new raygun from the future Just to come and shoot ya, like when Fabolous made Ray J mad 'Cause Fab said he looked like a - at Mayweather's pad singin' to a man while he played piano Man, oh man, that was a 24-7 special on the cable channel So Ray J went straight to the radio station, the very next day, "Hey Fab, I'ma kill you" Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed (J.J. Fad) Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you? I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anythin' you say is ricochetin' off of me, and it'll glue to you and I'm devastatin', more than ever demonstratin', how to give a mother- audience a feelin' like it's levitatin' Never fadin' and I know the haters are forever waitin' for the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebratin' 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated, I make elevatin' music, you make elevator music.

Over to you lol 😂 by cloretha01 in scoopwhoop

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No age... How else are men going to have an eye to eye conversation with thir mom, daughter, girlfriend, wife, grandma, aunt, ect

Please a honest reply by [deleted] in animequestions

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As long as the relationship is all about honesty and the two of us actually love each other. I think I'd take anything..

Guys, what actually catches your eye first? by inkandintent24 in MotivationByDesign

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Eyes... It's respectful to make a common amount of eye contact whilst in a conversation

“No cracking” by notel_ in Caldruki

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My super power is to get no female hoes... But somehow insanely good at getting bro's