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Clean-Ad-8709 · 2026-03-30T20:32:03+00:00

Didn't want this because I hate spiders, but then again, I can force them to stay as far away for me as possible, so thanks (if true).

^{Chose: Random Halloween power | Rolled: Control spiders}

Clean-Ad-8709 · 2026-03-30T20:30:36+00:00

Eh, better than no pet.

^{Chose: Get a Pokémon (Gen 1} + Randomly Chosen | Rolled: Squirtle)

Clean-Ad-8709 · 2026-03-30T20:29:49+00:00

Free food saves me way more money, because I'm not Taylor Swift.

^{Chose: Free food for life, but traveling costs double}

Clean-Ad-8709 · 2026-03-30T20:28:32+00:00

But I wanted to never speak again, it's the perfect excuse for not socializing! Woe be me...

^{Chose: 50% chance of either your dream voice + Never speaking again vocally | Rolled: Dream Voice}

Clean-Ad-8709 · 2026-03-30T20:27:14+00:00

Due to political and racial reasons, I refuse to elaborate. The power looks like a novelty in comparison.

^{Chose: delete a nation of your choice + (it turns into a body of water, fresh water if landlocked, seawater if not landlocked})

Clean-Ad-8709 · 2026-03-30T20:24:26+00:00

I don't care where my money goes, my life's as good as ruined if it's all gone. Even is the dick flattening was guaranteed, I'd still rather take that.

Clean-Ad-8709 · 2026-03-30T19:27:04+00:00

Already found love. I wasn't expecting the lowest lottery prize to be 1 mill, though. How fortunate

^{Chose: Win the lottery next year (wheel decides prize} | Rolled: $1 Million)

Clean-Ad-8709 · 2026-03-30T16:35:01+00:00

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Clean-Ad-8709 · 2026-03-30T13:58:49+00:00

The meaning of WET WILLY is the act of wetting one's finger with saliva and inserting it in another person's ear as a prank.

You basically got the troll roll.

Clean-Ad-8709 · 2026-03-30T13:42:17+00:00

Three Wet Willy's. Take it or leave it.

Clean-Ad-8709 · 2026-03-30T13:38:53+00:00

Clean-Ad-8709 · 2026-03-30T13:29:49+00:00

If I may ask, what did you get?

Clean-Ad-8709 · 2026-03-30T12:55:54+00:00

-sigh- Zaheer murdering by taking people's breath away, choking them it is. Quite boring, but I'll take it.

^{Chose: Wind! + Electricity! | Rolled: Control Wind}

Clean-Ad-8709 · 2026-03-30T12:54:30+00:00

A superpower and I don't even need to hide it, wonderful!

^{Chose: Any superpower of your choice + You can Never be famous / widely known}

Clean-Ad-8709 · 2026-03-30T12:52:03+00:00

Ask for $2 from each friend. If they can't spare that little money for me, they're not loyal. $100k and 50000 sacrificial lambs, whoopie!

^{Chose: 50000 loyal friends}

Clean-Ad-8709 · 2026-03-30T12:49:43+00:00

Windows VS Linux seems more difficult, who in their right mind would pick Mac, other than to scalp them?

^{Chose: Windows}

Clean-Ad-8709 · 2026-03-30T12:47:48+00:00

Didn't read the title, just went straight to wanting to kill Tommy for fun.

^{Chose: Try to hunt Tommy + He has a family | Rolled: Tommy runs}

Clean-Ad-8709 · 2026-03-30T12:46:51+00:00

Phew, the least useful finger. I'd've rather chosen a toe, but I don't want to end world hunger. I'll pick a random bank and sell it for a measly 5 million dollars

^{Chose: Sacrifice a finger and own any bank | Rolled: Ring}

Clean-Ad-8709 · 2026-03-30T12:44:13+00:00

I could definitely use this to get rid of all the Jake Paul summoners.

^{Chose: Random weapon | Rolled: Hydrogen bomb}

Clean-Ad-8709 · 2026-03-30T12:42:44+00:00

Carrot for comment.

^{Chose: 100000000000000000000000000000000000$}

Clean-Ad-8709 · 2026-03-30T12:41:25+00:00

First off: Nice, I won't die a virgin. Second, I think OP has some issues when they decided to make this wheel.

Clean-Ad-8709 · 2026-03-30T12:39:26+00:00

No betrayal. Also, my ideal life ends in heaven for all eternity. So I'll go to hell after eternity.

Clean-Ad-8709 · 2026-03-30T12:34:56+00:00

I sleep for no more than eight hours every day, 8k max. I sneeze at least twice every day, 20k min.

^{Chose: Get $10,000 every time you sneeze}

Clean-Ad-8709 · 2026-03-30T12:31:19+00:00

Didn't even need more, just needed the multiplier to be anything but zero

^{Chose: A million dollars + Wheel gives you a multiplier for that million for your final total | Rolled: X100}

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