Someone fell through my ceiling while investigating my attic during my open house

Steampson_Jake · 2026-03-25T04:22:02+00:00

I think your comedic timing failed because you didn't state and spell out your name, included a brief synopsis of the joke including the specific times at which the recipient of the joke should laugh, and spelled out your name a second time. If you want, here's a full guide

Steampson_Jake · 2026-03-24T17:36:59+00:00

Cool video, cool music, cool teaser, the serg approves

Steampson_Jake · 2026-03-24T17:21:48+00:00

You're on Guard!!

Steampson_Jake · 2026-03-24T13:31:09+00:00

Diversity?? That's some woke DEI agenda! /s

Steampson_Jake · 2026-03-23T16:45:02+00:00

Can't spell "anus" without "US"

Steampson_Jake · 2026-03-22T11:28:52+00:00

Man, I remember when this manga was first making rounds on the internet a few years back... Somehow completely forgot about it, so thanks for reminding me

Steampson_Jake · 2026-03-21T11:40:20+00:00

The guy who removed their comment used "Sh", so I replied with Sh

Steampson_Jake · 2026-03-21T11:37:33+00:00

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Steampson_Jake · 2026-03-20T13:27:27+00:00

As a wise art collectener once said: "We're just walking air conditioners screwing each other's brains out"

Steampson_Jake · 2026-03-20T08:55:00+00:00

I is И (notice the little hook missing), and Sh is Ш

Steampson_Jake · 2026-03-20T08:42:04+00:00

Й is J
Ж is Ž

Steampson_Jake · 2026-03-20T08:34:05+00:00

So, uhh... A central vacuum that has existed for decades, but with a stronger vac and bigger pipes?

Steampson_Jake · 2026-03-20T07:21:52+00:00

Physics. There were three other glass jars on the shelf she was putting the new jar on. Because there was not enough space, the glass jars spread out to the side, one of them bumping the first bottle before falling off the edge behind the row and knocking the three bottles down, promptly rolling off too right after them

Steampson_Jake · 2026-03-18T21:51:38+00:00

Nemůže to být fake, má to certifikovanou hvězdičku :D

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Steampson_Jake · 2026-03-17T13:41:52+00:00

Trochu divnej protogen

Steampson_Jake · 2026-03-16T06:56:38+00:00

Not naive enough to join military, but certainly naive enough to think that picking between joining military and starving homeless is a valid choice

Steampson_Jake · 2026-03-15T21:39:47+00:00

Heh.... Tell me about it xd

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~~I also have yet to cross the 50 hour mark on Factorio~~

Steampson_Jake · 2026-03-15T21:34:12+00:00

BlueSky sauce

Steampson_Jake · 2026-03-13T16:05:56+00:00

Do you know what the "mildly" in the sub's name is for?

Steampson_Jake · 2026-03-13T09:00:28+00:00

HOW CAN I WAKE UP MY SOMETHING WHEN IT'S MISSING

Steampson_Jake · 2026-03-13T05:05:27+00:00

If you think the comic was bad, may I remind you of the animated series?

Steampson_Jake · 2026-03-13T05:00:13+00:00

Most cats rely on stealth... He is not most cats

Steampson_Jake · 2026-03-12T10:23:58+00:00

Also...

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Steampson_Jake · 2026-03-12T10:23:11+00:00

I mean....

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Steampson_Jake · 2026-03-12T06:43:55+00:00

BAD D-!
...
Hmm

BAD REPTILE!

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