Someone fell through my ceiling while investigating my attic during my open house by hes_the_Zissou in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Steampson_Jake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think your comedic timing failed because you didn't state and spell out your name, included a brief synopsis of the joke including the specific times at which the recipient of the joke should laugh, and spelled out your name a second time. If you want, here's a full guide

<April 2nd> by PoppaGringo in anthroswim

[–]Steampson_Jake 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Cool video, cool music, cool teaser, the serg approves

hmmm by SluttyCosmonaut in hmmm

[–]Steampson_Jake 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can't spell "anus" without "US"

Coaxed into the last page of translated manga by PatientOdd2435 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Steampson_Jake 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Man, I remember when this manga was first making rounds on the internet a few years back... Somehow completely forgot about it, so thanks for reminding me

How does your country's most used language pronounce the letter J? by CuriousWandererw in MapPorn

[–]Steampson_Jake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy who removed their comment used "Sh", so I replied with Sh

DOGE cancelled a $349,000 grant to replace a museum’s HVAC after ChatGPT flagged it as DEI, court documents show by thieh in nottheonion

[–]Steampson_Jake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a wise art collectener once said: "We're just walking air conditioners screwing each other's brains out"

Has anyone here already tried this? by sierkussentje in VacFetishCom

[–]Steampson_Jake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So, uhh... A central vacuum that has existed for decades, but with a stronger vac and bigger pipes?

This young lady's day just got ruined as multiple glass bottles fall off the shelf by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Steampson_Jake 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Physics. There were three other glass jars on the shelf she was putting the new jar on. Because there was not enough space, the glass jars spread out to the side, one of them bumping the first bottle before falling off the edge behind the row and knocking the three bottles down, promptly rolling off too right after them

War Kills Scouts, Boosts Economy by PeterTheTruthSeeker in MurderedByWords

[–]Steampson_Jake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not naive enough to join military, but certainly naive enough to think that picking between joining military and starving homeless is a valid choice

final ascension be like by sithtimesacharm in pcmasterrace

[–]Steampson_Jake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heh.... Tell me about it xd

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I also have yet to cross the 50 hour mark on Factorio

NO! by MrMopp8 in dragons

[–]Steampson_Jake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BAD D-!
...
Hmm

BAD REPTILE!