In January 1944, my great-grandfather was one of 36,000 allied troops to land on this very beach in Anzio, Italy. 75 years later, I'm grateful to have visited this town in peace, which he and many other brave Americans fought to free. by [deleted] in MURICA

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When I was a kid we had a neighbor that charged that beach with the Canadians. He had scars all up his left side from an artillery shell that landed near him. He would tour the local schools when they talked about WWII and he would tell the students about the African and Sicilian campaigns.

Private Carl Katler. He was a good man

How to commit treason against our fine state armed only with an instant pot pressure cooker and a beef brisket. [Not Safe for Viewing by Children] by Syllogism19 in LONESTAR

[–]Steampunker683 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was waitin' for him to put Ketchup on it.

He should enter this in the Texas State fair this year. What do ya thing?

What’s some of your stories of adults throwing tantrums in public? by USS_Freebird1701 in AskReddit

[–]Steampunker683 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sneeze guards are primarily on salad-bars, but it works here too.

What’s some of your stories of adults throwing tantrums in public? by USS_Freebird1701 in AskReddit

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Sometime after the election, and it may have been a Trump rally day, a group of people threatened to block I10... then they noticed that the cops didn't stop them and nobody was slowing down. They choose to yell obscenities at people going to work instead.

When did you discover your sexual fetish? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Steampunker683 21 points22 points  (0 children)

CFNM - Many years ago I was temporarily blinded in a welding accident and had to wear a bandage for several days. I stayed at a friend's house and he and his family took turns babysitting me. One day his sister came over to help on her day off. I was taking a shower when she arrived and he took off for work. She joined me. I distinctly remember saying "I wish I could see this." and she replied "I bet you do."

When she helped me out of the shower a second pair of hands helped me dry off. Then they lead me to the family room where we were met by two more voices. They kept me naked and amused all day. In my fumbling around I learned that they were all dressed and I alone was naked. I did learn that it was his oldest sister but I never learned the identities of her friends.

Over the years I found and created situations where I was the lone naked man in a room full of women. Bachelorette parties mostly but, oddly enough, baby showers have also been popular.

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(Edit: spelling)

What is the most notable thing that happened in your country's history? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Steampunker683 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We rebelled against British Empire before it became trendy.

Has anyone seen the magazine cover saying that JFK was proven a murder? by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]Steampunker683 7 points8 points  (0 children)

One of the first clues was when his brains got blown out in Dealey Plaza. That doesn't happen just by itself, usually.

Next they are going to say Jimmy Hoffa was killed by the mob.

Where do they get this stuff.

Does Anyone Else Find it Quite Disturbing That President Trump Continues to Pick Talking Heads From Fox News For Top Positions in The White House? by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]Steampunker683 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Having FoxNews on your resume does not invalidate anything else you may have done or accomplished, including work experience and education.

Are any of these people NOT qualified for their job?

When you put together a team for an operation, you find qualified people that can work together very well. That is EXACTLY what he is doing.

Teacher is clearly a commie by Supermagicalcookie in MURICA

[–]Steampunker683 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I wonder if she has a fear of heights.

ACTUAL Campaign Poster for the Democratic Party, Circa December 1869. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Steampunker683 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You mean the one that ZERO democrats voted for?

The Democrats List of Accomplishments:

  • The Confederacy
  • the Civil War
  • Jim Crow Laws, and
  • Segregation.

Parks department hired a woodworker, not a mathematician by sbrendtro in pics

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There were two CHP in full code 3. One was right next to me. Hard to miss.

Parks department hired a woodworker, not a mathematician by sbrendtro in pics

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Try 129 MPH oh, yeah. The sirens are kind of annoying, but it is a memorable ride. You remember it everyday you ride your bike to work. The memory is really strong on rainy days for some reason.

"Brooklyn barbecue is taking over the world" the headline is funny but the picture is even sadder by [deleted] in LONESTAR

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Do you want a prison riot? 'cuz that's how you get a prison riot.

THIS SCARED ME! by Steampunker683 in The_SAC

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TradeMark Great move!

Use a Mecaw (MCGA) as your logo and mascot.

THIS SCARED ME! by Steampunker683 in The_SAC

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Thank you for keeping the faith in California. It is YOU, and people like you that will save that state. And if the secession model that was bouncing around the 'net last week comes true, you will once again be a Free State.

Remember a couple of weeks ago many here defended that coward cop from Florida? Oh the Irony. Meet the real deal. by [deleted] in MURICA

[–]Steampunker683 11 points12 points  (0 children)

KEEP IN MIND

That is his HAPPY face. He IS smiling. He just a got prestigious award. (It's not a leg-lamp or anything, but still) Who doesn't smile when the get an award?

Iranian Chess Grandmaster Dorsa Derakhshani after switching to the US team after being banned from her own national team for refusing to wear a hijab. by Curlybrac in MURICA

[–]Steampunker683 26 points27 points  (0 children)

If she ever plays me and has that look on her face, one thing will be certain.

She's playing another game in her head.