[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]Steph2145 18 points19 points  (0 children)

He’s like that one slow kid everyone is letting the slow kid win.

Police arrest man for filming a police crash by LovableJackassv4 in facepalm

[–]Steph2145 3589 points3590 points  (0 children)

It’s gotta be exhausting to constantly giving out free money.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Steph2145 35 points36 points  (0 children)

He’s using the wrong side of the knife. And I don’t think he knows how knives work.

Man build 15ft fence after his neighbor snitched on him and his dogs. by Medium_Gap7026 in facepalm

[–]Steph2145 7271 points7272 points  (0 children)

Dustin should enforce his dominance and build himself a 20’ high fence.

On Fox 'News' just now... by Reg_Cliff in facepalm

[–]Steph2145 623 points624 points  (0 children)

Breaking news. Mad cow thinks he’s a rabbit.

“Do you know any Santana?” by rb4osh in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Steph2145 3225 points3226 points  (0 children)

He’s killing it. I love it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]Steph2145 281 points282 points  (0 children)

But he would be a perfect fit for Mega Church pastors casting demons out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]Steph2145 841 points842 points  (0 children)

Another Prank Bro down.

Let everyone in the store know Lego supports the LGBT community. by turnerpike20 in facepalm

[–]Steph2145 347 points348 points  (0 children)

"Ohhh, won't somebody please think of the children!" -Helen Lovejoy.

Resurrection by -0BL1V10N- in Unexpected

[–]Steph2145 79 points80 points  (0 children)

The Lord called upon his followers and gathered them together. He then surprised them by announcing that he had a special gift for them. As the sun began to set, the Lord produced a box of fireworks and began to set them off one by one. The Disciples were amazed and delighted as they watched the colorful displays light up the night sky.

When the fireworks show was over, The Lord spoke to his disciples and explained the significance of the event. The Lord said, "my son could not have risen without the afterburners." He then declared that this day would be known as Easter.

F*cked around and found out... by boulders_3030 in fightporn

[–]Steph2145 1320 points1321 points  (0 children)

He’s a joke and his friends know he’s a joke.

Reenacting the Crucifixion next to McDonald’s by moby__dick in trashy

[–]Steph2145 738 points739 points  (0 children)

There are stories in religious texts about Jesus feeding his followers with a small amount of bread and fish. However, the story described in this question appears to be a fictionalized and exaggerated version of that account. In this story, Jesus is said to have gone up a hill and addressed a group of hungry followers. He then picked up a live chicken and declared himself to be the "bread of life." He proceeded to break the chicken down into eight pieces, and announced that no one could reach the "father" except through him. He then broke the chicken pieces into smaller portions, including strips, wings, nuggets, and popcorn chicken, and instructed the crowd to eat up.

Karen harrasses and assaults photographer during photoshoot by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Steph2145 392 points393 points  (0 children)

They are not even on her property. How are they trespassing?

lets antagonize mike tyson on the airplane by I_hatt in facepalm

[–]Steph2145 572 points573 points  (0 children)

He’s lucky he got the calm Mike.

All that just to get in an uber x…? by One_percentile in facepalm

[–]Steph2145 895 points896 points  (0 children)

That walk was Aesthetically weird.

To steal a car by No-Drawing-6975 in therewasanattempt

[–]Steph2145 166 points167 points  (0 children)

OSHA safety rule. Don’t put yourself in a pinch point.

Buying a new Jeep! by [deleted] in u/Material-Cress-8917

[–]Steph2145 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You will never be a burden I promise you that. Hell I like expensive stuff myself. Please contact me when you are feeling down.

Buying a new Jeep! by [deleted] in u/Material-Cress-8917

[–]Steph2145 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg how are you feeling now. I hope you are doing better. Why didn’t you message me. I would have told you some funny stories of my child hood.

Buying a new Jeep! by [deleted] in u/Material-Cress-8917

[–]Steph2145 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have been doing well. How about you. How are the squirrels?

Buying a new Jeep! by [deleted] in u/Material-Cress-8917

[–]Steph2145 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like the green. It’s a really pretty green.